Oh, well - glad I'm not alone. I'm sure I've seen a longer fic that was like a missing episode. I got as far as coming to the conclusion it was probably on Yuletide, but the website was down. If I find that, I'll probably post the link. Unless, obviously, it was all just another disturbing hallucination...

The fic started to get far more talky & then I realised that writing proper Rimmer when you've just been watching Brittas clips is all but impossible, and that wasn't the point.