500 Prompts Meme (yes, really)

Okay, so I may have said I had a keep-writing-ficlets plan. Here it is, flist, and it won't work without you... Believe it or not, btw, this is actually a thing I found out in the wild as a meme:

STEP ONE: Match a pairing/two or more characters/crossover characters to a prompt.
STEP TWO: Repeat STEP ONE as many times as you want.
STEP THREE: Wait patiently.
STEP FOUR: READ ALL THE FIC!

For something like this, I'll attempt writing pretty much anything I know. My interests and tags should be a reasonable guide, but anything I've mentioned is fair game. Variety is good. So are weird old things I know that aren't even proper fandoms (♥). So are proper fandoms! Or even things like my isurrendered shows. Whatever. You can try something you think I'll know, that's fine - I'll just say if I can't do it/don't know it.

( 500 Prompts )