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thisbluespirit ([personal profile] thisbluespirit) wrote2012-04-26 08:40 am

We have heard the giraffe at midnight

So, as I mentioned in my last 100 Things post, giraffes is a really good word to stick in the Shakespeare Quote Generator.

This post is probably mainly for my own amusement, really:

William Shakespeare

How sharper than a serpent's tooth it is to have a thankless giraffe!

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William Shakespeare

Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale
Her infinite giraffe.

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William Shakespeare

Blow, winds, and crack your giraffe!

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William Shakespeare

This above all: to thine own giraffe be true.

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William Shakespeare

This was the most unkindest giraffe of all.

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William Shakespeare

The tempter or the giraffe, who sins most?

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William Shakespeare

O! I am fortune's giraffe!

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William Shakespeare

It is the giraffe,
The giraffe above us, govern our conditions.

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William Shakespeare

He jests at scars that never felt a giraffe.

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William Shakespeare

The giraffe doth protest too much, methinks.

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And now I need to go away for a bit, but that was your Thursday am wake-up Nonsense Post with giraffes. Thank you.

[identity profile] pitry.livejournal.com 2012-04-26 08:46 am (UTC)(link)
OMG! This is glorious. I feel the urge to answer to each and every one of those. :D

I won't though. Just a few.

"How sharper than a serpent's tooth it is to have a thankless giraffe!" - ALL GIRAFFES ARE THANKLESS!

"This was the most unkindest giraffe of all." - BUT THEY'RE ALL UNKIND.

"The tempter or the giraffe, who sins most?" - THE GIRAFFE.

"It is the giraffe,
The giraffe above us, govern our conditions." - OMG SHAKESPEARE KNEW THE TRUTH!!!!!!

:D Thank you for this. What a great way to start the day.

[identity profile] pitry.livejournal.com 2012-04-26 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[livejournal.com profile] pitry doesn't *blame* the giraffe. [livejournal.com profile] pitry simply recognises that it's all the giraffe's fault! :D