Actually, Brass is a wannabe - that guy in Assignment 5 that Sapphire temporarily gives powers to - she gives the powers of Brass, and, um, that seems to be an insult from S&S to him. Which makes me think there isn't an actual Brass at that point. But, yeah, Steel can't exactly say anything about alloys. (And they seem unwilling to let him be Bronze.) :-)

But you could have quite a bit of polishing crackfic, really. I'm sure Silver would mind being polished, if it was done nicely... :lol:

... I think I think too much about Elements. o_0