Yikes. I think there needs to be a hurt/comfort story where some poor fool is deeply traumatised by looking at that card. What a pattern! It looks like one of those floral tie/shirt combos that pop up in late sixties TV. It would suit "nausea" very well, I feel...!

On a more serious note, best of luck with this, and I hope you have a good time. H/c isn't my thing, but I know that it's hugely popular.

What's the "wild card" one? Does that mean you can do one of your own devising?