Come with me to Storybrooke! Rumple can teach you how to spin straw into gold and you'll be made, just by spinning that every so often in between the yarn. Nothing too bad happens and you can choose between modern day life and the Enchanted Forest as you please. ;-)

*hugs you*

(Storybrooke is great at amnesia, too. I have no idea whether or not that would actually help - probably not!!!)