It's why he's so vague and pops up in improbably locations and pretends he's got meetings all the time! XD

Would he be something like neon? Or chromium? I don't know what the most obnoxious, shiny element would be! :D

I don't know - something at least a bit toxic as well, I should think. But bright and shiny and useful!

I can't see them as elements as they are, but, heh, interesting thoughts...