It keeps getting very hard to ignore it and, exactly, it's one of those things it's too cruel to hope might be true if it isn't, so... if the BBC have something, can't they stop the nonsense and say they have something? If they want to preserve mystery and not say what it is or how much, I don't care. But why they think making us worry about it all year is a nice anniversary present, I don't know.

Or maybe it was specifically meant for you, so you could get enjoyment from Ian Levine's Twitter?

Anyway, let's try not to hope too hard and cross our fingers that there's at least five lost minutes returned for all of this.