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Unconventional randomosity
I was feeling really low and down again, and so I did what I often do at these times and generated summaries from The Unconventional Courtship Generator to amuse myself instead. Obviously, I had to share...
38)Husband For Real By Cathering George
Years after their wedding of convenience, Jo Grant could admit that she loved Marvin the Paranoid Android. But she didn't expect him to turn up on her doorstep to say that he wanted to stay married to her. Their physical attraction was undeniable, yet she needed more than just a valentine love...
(definitely an attraction of opposites!)
184) His Black Sheep Bride by Anna DePalo
G'Kar, Earl of Melton, never let anyone stand in the way of building his media empire. If he had to marry the Twelfth Doctor to close a merger with his father, so be it. And though they got along like oil and water, Twelve had his own desperate reasons for signing on to this sham marriage. But when his father upped the ante, demanding that a child come of the union, G'Kar began to see his betrothed in a whole new light!
343) In Room 732: Bridesmaid with Benefits - Amy Andrews
Belle's one rule is: not to sleep with Robin Hood. Yes, he's hot, but falling into bed with him after every wedding must stop! But when Belle sees a new side to him, she decides that some rules are made to be broken!
(... and the generator just annoyed two villains at once, congrats. Murder WILL be done.)
318) Waterford Point by Alana Matthews
The perfect getaway was what Alistair Lethbridge-Stewart expected, not a real-life mystery that could become his next bestseller. Escaping California for Waterford Point, Maine, was supposed to be all rest and relaxation. But instead of breakfast in bed, Alistair experienced night terrors, and woke to the cries of the Weeping Willow….
Mazikeen didn't like two things: chasing ghosts, and out-of-towners snooping around. Alistair didn't want to tangle with the sheriff, but found it hard to stay away. Despite Maze's picture-perfect scowl and reprimands, there was more going on beneath the surface, and it needed further investigation. And what he found was a courageous heroine who would give him something better than a storybook ending.
(A nice new knife, perhaps?)
210) Return to Pelican Inn by Dana Durgin
His design scheme didn't include her!
Struggling interior designer John Sheridan and his twin brother, Adric, are bent on transforming the timeworn Pelican Inn into the jewel of the California coast, even if it kills them. And it will kill John if they fail. Their business, and his future, depend on winning the Great Escapes Magazine design contest that lured them back to the town where some of his best— and worst— memories were forged. Memories like those of Samantha Briggs, the innkeeper's niece, his high school heartthrob turned humiliator, now infiltrating herself into every aspect of the project. Is she purposely frustrating his efforts? Behind that killer smile is she carrying a grudge… or a torch?
(I kept this one just because the first line made me laugh so hard I thought I might break something.)
636) Secret Nights at Nine Oaks by Amy J. Fetzer
IF THESE TWO-HUNDRED-YEAR-OLD WALLS COULD TALK...
They'd tell the story of The Mistress, Jenna Stannis, presiding over her vast empire from the confines of an antebellum mansion, in a prison of her own making...
And of Charlotte Pollard, who demanded sanctuary, destroying Jenna's peace and pushing the limits of her self-control — the same woman who enslaved the recluse with a single kiss years ago...
Inside these four walls, the two of them could indulge their passion. They were safe. But the outside world beckoned, threatening their haven. Would Charley ever be able to pull Jenna away from the lure of Nine Oaks...and the ghosts that held her in their grasp?
(WOULD READ.)
10)SHEIKH SURGEON by MEREDITH WEBBER
Mills & Boon Medical Romance
Desert doctor…secret mother
Fourteen years ago Dr Ace McShane fell madly in love with Sheikh Zelena – although she could never be hers, for a brief time their passion was intense.
Now Ace is faced with an emergency and is forced to seek her out. She journeys to the cosmopolitan oasis city where Zelena is now a successful surgeon. She is the only woman who can save her son’s life. Not because of her skill – but because Zelena is Patrick’s mother…
(To be fair, that is a pretty typical OUAT plot development.)
2)The Boss’s Virgin – Charlotte Lamb
He is unforgettable, but her ex-boss the Sixth Doctor does not fit into Susan Ivanova's neatly planned life. She refused to get involved with him, and yet no other man has ever matched up to him. And now he’s determined to prove that Susan wants him, too!
0_o
616) The Marriage Clause by Alexx Andria
Spike is not interested in getting married. The only problem is he can’t keep his hands off gorgeous billionaire Dalek Sec, who wants to put a ring on it! So he puts Sec to the test in an X-rated battle of wits ― to persuade him that their nights of passion can turn into something more!
(Dalek Sec tries again!)
602) The Warrior’s Runaway Wife by Denise Lynn
The notorious Lady of Roul…
…must take her as her bride!
Lady Lyta Alexander flees her unwanted betrothal to an elderly warlord, only to be hunted down and returned to Queen Chloe Decker’s court by fearsome Darla, Lady of Roul, a legendary warrior with a heart of ice — and a kiss of fire. Now Lyta is bound to Darla — and to her bed — when Darla is commanded to wed her instead!
(I suppose this sort of thing is pretty much Lyta's life by this point.)
382) A Wicked Seduction - Janelle Denison
Having him just where you want him...
Bounty hunter Del Tarrant is very good at his job. But he's definitely in over his head when he mistakenly picks up sexy businessman Angel. Because unlike his usual prisoners, Angel makes it clear that he's ready to accommodate Del's every sensual fantasy. Angel claims he's not guilty — but Del quickly realizes he's not so innocent, either....
After years of working himself to death, Angel wants an adventure. But being kidnapped by a gorgeous bounty hunter — one who's into bondage, to boot — isn't exactly what he had in mind. Still, being a willing captive has its advantages. Del might be the one with the cuffs, but Angel's just discovered the key to unleashing the passionate, uninhibited man behind the badge.
290) Her Boss by Arrangement by Teresa Carpenter
Resisting Mr Off-Limits!
Owner of Obsidian Studios Rory Williams may be scarred both inside and out, but with the Hollywood Hills Film Festival fast approaching, there's no time for distractions. Especially not those as tempting as event coordinator Vila Restal….
Who cares if he's gorgeous? Vila's frustrated by this brooding CEO's aloof attitude and near-impossible demands. Even if Rory wasn't his boss, he'd never risk his heart to another emotionally closed man. Normally he'd run in the opposite direction… so why does he feel so compelled to stay?
118) Living the Charade- Michelle Conder
Falling for the façade… Silver knows that professional success doesn’t always come easy, and he’s not afraid of hard work. But his flair for business can’t help with his latest problem – finding a fake boyfriend for a weekend away with his boss! Zaphod Beeblebrox, maverick of the motor racing world, is Silver’s polar opposite. Yet helping buttoned-up Silver let his hair down – and whatever else he wants! – is an irresistible temptation… Especially when Zaphod gets under his ice-cool demeanour and discovers a man as hot as one of his cars!
57) O'REILLY'S BRIDE by TRISH WYLIE
Harry Sullivan had become so close to his colleague and friend Lucie Miller that he was beginning to imagine their friendship could lead to more. Only now, bizarrely, she’s backed off – and, even more strangely, she’s started looking for love on the internet! Well, if he can’t beat them, he’ll have to join them…
Lucie can’t let herself get close to Harry. Not now. Not when she’s discovered something that will break all his dreams of happy ever after. But she has no idea how much she hurt Harry – nor how much she has just fuelled his determination to make her his… by any means necessary!
(Now I sort of ship it, okay.)
192) Guilty Pleasures by Tori Carrington
He wants her caught. She just wants him.
Ex-army ranger the Tenth Doctor needs to prove himself with his new job at Lazarus Security. And his first big assignment is to hunt down a fugitive wanted for murder. But his cut-and-dried case suddenly gets a lot juicier — and way more complicated — when the fugitive in question is a scorchin'-hot gal who won't take 'you're under arrest' for an answer!
Normally, Donna Noble would be delighted to have a nice piece of man like Ten hot on her tail — on the road and in bed! But having been framed for murder and eluding authorities (even sexy ones!) is taking its toll. Worse still, it looks like the only way out of this mess is by teaming up with the one man determined to haul her in. Unless she can exploit his one weakness...her!
(Probably already exists.)
467) NEVER TRUST A ROGUE by Olivia Drake
A devil in disguise...
When wealthy heir Mr Steven Taylor sneaks into the house of Victor Frankenstein, the Earl of Mansfield - a known cad and wicked scoundrel - he simply wants to investigate his involvement in some recent murders. But when Victor catches him, he blackmails him into a betrothal.
Or the man of his dreams?
However, underneath his wicked exterior, the Earl has a secret - he is tracking a killer who may be one of Steven's suitors.
279) The Engagement Bargain by Sherri Shackelford
Make-believe betrothal
Rock-solid and reliable, confirmed spinster Belle thought nothing could rattle her — until she discovers she needs to pose as Vislor Turlough's intended bride. After saving his life, her honorable code bid Belle watch over the innocent charmer. And a pretend engagement is the only way to protect him from further harm.
Raised by a single mother and suffragist, Turlough doesn't think much of marriage — and he certainly doesn't plan to try it himself. But playing Belle's blushing groom-to-be makes him rethink his independent ways, because their make-believe romance is becoming far too real…
(A would-be murderer looking for redemption, exactly Belle's type!)
48)THE DESERT VIRGIN by SANDRA MARTON
Mills & Boon Modern Romance
The Sultan’s gift…
Cordelia Chase: a ruthless troubleshooter, her mission in the remote desert kingdom of Baslaam is covert and dangerous…
Edmund Blackadder: a classically trained ballet dancer, he’s been abducted and sold to dance in the harem of the Sultan of Baslaam…
Cordelia’s in a tight spot, and when the Sultan offers Edmund’s body to her, she sees a way out. But escaping with the scantily clad Edmund across the sands is more temptation that even she can handle. When they reach a safe oasis, she can no longer hold back from taking the night of lovemaking that was the Sultan’s gift…
(Um...)
367) The South Beach Search - Sharon Hartley
Not the treasure they expected to find...
Trading the past for a simpler life in Miami is part of yoga teacher Romanadvoratrelundar's path to better karma. But when a devastating theft brings federal prosecutor Zen into her life, things are suddenly a lot more complicated!
She's drawn to gorgeous Zen in ways she can't explain. His analytical mind prevents him from understanding why spiritual intuition guides her… and he reminds her of what she'd rather forget. But chasing a criminal, they can't dodge the sizzle of attraction. Now, unless Romana trusts Zen's determination to protect her, she might run again…and leave love behind.
615) Unmasked – Stefanie London
Jo Grant has one goal before she leaves Melbourne forever: transform into a sexy siren, sneak into the season’s most glamorous masquerade ball, and seduce John Benton. Only there's a teeny little problem — one deliciously hot night isn't nearly enough. Now Jo wants more. But while getting naked is one thing, taking off their masks is quite another…
(UNIT dating controversy!)
88) WHISPERS IN THE NIGHT by DIANE PERSHING
Silhouette Sensation
It began with a noise in the night…
When strange things began happening at her isolated home, lonely widow Peri Brown turned to handyman the Sixth Doctor for protection. But what a mistake? Six was not only an ex-cop but also an ex-convict – though he swore he’d been framed. Yet if he was so eager to prove his innocence why was he spending his time fixing her house, instead?
Six seemed intent on gaining her trust – and as the mysterious dangers escalated, Peri needed someone to keep her safe. Six was the perfect protector, because he needed nothing from her… or did he? Suddenly Peri wondered just why Six had come to her – and how close he meant to get…
(Sixth Doctor Era Gothic.)
71) DOUBLE DESTINY by CAROLINE ANDERSON
One decision can change everything… Is there more than one route to happiness?
After the excitement and drama of working in A&E, Lucifer Morningstar is at a crossroads; he’s in need of a change and a little TLC.
Will he accept a new assignment nursing injured, impatient, wealthy Holly?Or should he take the job as a practice nurse in single mother Dr Leela's surgery?
(I don't think either of them are ever going to work out somehow.)
533) When I Dream Of You by Laurie Paige
MY ENEMY…MY LOVE?
For generations, a lake shimmering with sinister, scandalous secrets divided the rival ranching families of Tegan Jovanka and Rumplestiltskin. So how could one waltz sweep them into a treacherous whirlpool of primal, unthinkable desire? Why did Rumplestiltskin's husky whispers begin unveiling Tegan's lost memories? Why did quiet Tegan haunt Rumplestiltskin's dreams? What drew them inexorably toward betraying their own kin? Family loyalties and a flood of suspicions threatened to swamp the fierce yet fragile bond that throbbed between them like a thousand ravens' wings. Yet, come hell or high water, their forbidden passion could not be forever denied….
(My brain just melted. So obv. I needed to share.)
200) Pirate's Daughter, Rebel Wife by June Francis
When Captain Regina Mills rescues a lone and vulnerable virgin from the sea, she has good reason to feel guilty about placing him in a precarious predicament. But despite Roj Blake's reserve towards her, she knows there is no other option. The only way to protect his life – and his virtue – is to marry him!
(Sorry, Roj.)
38)Husband For Real By Cathering George
Years after their wedding of convenience, Jo Grant could admit that she loved Marvin the Paranoid Android. But she didn't expect him to turn up on her doorstep to say that he wanted to stay married to her. Their physical attraction was undeniable, yet she needed more than just a valentine love...
(definitely an attraction of opposites!)
184) His Black Sheep Bride by Anna DePalo
G'Kar, Earl of Melton, never let anyone stand in the way of building his media empire. If he had to marry the Twelfth Doctor to close a merger with his father, so be it. And though they got along like oil and water, Twelve had his own desperate reasons for signing on to this sham marriage. But when his father upped the ante, demanding that a child come of the union, G'Kar began to see his betrothed in a whole new light!
343) In Room 732: Bridesmaid with Benefits - Amy Andrews
Belle's one rule is: not to sleep with Robin Hood. Yes, he's hot, but falling into bed with him after every wedding must stop! But when Belle sees a new side to him, she decides that some rules are made to be broken!
(... and the generator just annoyed two villains at once, congrats. Murder WILL be done.)
318) Waterford Point by Alana Matthews
The perfect getaway was what Alistair Lethbridge-Stewart expected, not a real-life mystery that could become his next bestseller. Escaping California for Waterford Point, Maine, was supposed to be all rest and relaxation. But instead of breakfast in bed, Alistair experienced night terrors, and woke to the cries of the Weeping Willow….
Mazikeen didn't like two things: chasing ghosts, and out-of-towners snooping around. Alistair didn't want to tangle with the sheriff, but found it hard to stay away. Despite Maze's picture-perfect scowl and reprimands, there was more going on beneath the surface, and it needed further investigation. And what he found was a courageous heroine who would give him something better than a storybook ending.
(A nice new knife, perhaps?)
210) Return to Pelican Inn by Dana Durgin
His design scheme didn't include her!
Struggling interior designer John Sheridan and his twin brother, Adric, are bent on transforming the timeworn Pelican Inn into the jewel of the California coast, even if it kills them. And it will kill John if they fail. Their business, and his future, depend on winning the Great Escapes Magazine design contest that lured them back to the town where some of his best— and worst— memories were forged. Memories like those of Samantha Briggs, the innkeeper's niece, his high school heartthrob turned humiliator, now infiltrating herself into every aspect of the project. Is she purposely frustrating his efforts? Behind that killer smile is she carrying a grudge… or a torch?
(I kept this one just because the first line made me laugh so hard I thought I might break something.)
636) Secret Nights at Nine Oaks by Amy J. Fetzer
IF THESE TWO-HUNDRED-YEAR-OLD WALLS COULD TALK...
They'd tell the story of The Mistress, Jenna Stannis, presiding over her vast empire from the confines of an antebellum mansion, in a prison of her own making...
And of Charlotte Pollard, who demanded sanctuary, destroying Jenna's peace and pushing the limits of her self-control — the same woman who enslaved the recluse with a single kiss years ago...
Inside these four walls, the two of them could indulge their passion. They were safe. But the outside world beckoned, threatening their haven. Would Charley ever be able to pull Jenna away from the lure of Nine Oaks...and the ghosts that held her in their grasp?
(WOULD READ.)
10)SHEIKH SURGEON by MEREDITH WEBBER
Mills & Boon Medical Romance
Desert doctor…secret mother
Fourteen years ago Dr Ace McShane fell madly in love with Sheikh Zelena – although she could never be hers, for a brief time their passion was intense.
Now Ace is faced with an emergency and is forced to seek her out. She journeys to the cosmopolitan oasis city where Zelena is now a successful surgeon. She is the only woman who can save her son’s life. Not because of her skill – but because Zelena is Patrick’s mother…
(To be fair, that is a pretty typical OUAT plot development.)
2)The Boss’s Virgin – Charlotte Lamb
He is unforgettable, but her ex-boss the Sixth Doctor does not fit into Susan Ivanova's neatly planned life. She refused to get involved with him, and yet no other man has ever matched up to him. And now he’s determined to prove that Susan wants him, too!
0_o
616) The Marriage Clause by Alexx Andria
Spike is not interested in getting married. The only problem is he can’t keep his hands off gorgeous billionaire Dalek Sec, who wants to put a ring on it! So he puts Sec to the test in an X-rated battle of wits ― to persuade him that their nights of passion can turn into something more!
(Dalek Sec tries again!)
602) The Warrior’s Runaway Wife by Denise Lynn
The notorious Lady of Roul…
…must take her as her bride!
Lady Lyta Alexander flees her unwanted betrothal to an elderly warlord, only to be hunted down and returned to Queen Chloe Decker’s court by fearsome Darla, Lady of Roul, a legendary warrior with a heart of ice — and a kiss of fire. Now Lyta is bound to Darla — and to her bed — when Darla is commanded to wed her instead!
(I suppose this sort of thing is pretty much Lyta's life by this point.)
382) A Wicked Seduction - Janelle Denison
Having him just where you want him...
Bounty hunter Del Tarrant is very good at his job. But he's definitely in over his head when he mistakenly picks up sexy businessman Angel. Because unlike his usual prisoners, Angel makes it clear that he's ready to accommodate Del's every sensual fantasy. Angel claims he's not guilty — but Del quickly realizes he's not so innocent, either....
After years of working himself to death, Angel wants an adventure. But being kidnapped by a gorgeous bounty hunter — one who's into bondage, to boot — isn't exactly what he had in mind. Still, being a willing captive has its advantages. Del might be the one with the cuffs, but Angel's just discovered the key to unleashing the passionate, uninhibited man behind the badge.
290) Her Boss by Arrangement by Teresa Carpenter
Resisting Mr Off-Limits!
Owner of Obsidian Studios Rory Williams may be scarred both inside and out, but with the Hollywood Hills Film Festival fast approaching, there's no time for distractions. Especially not those as tempting as event coordinator Vila Restal….
Who cares if he's gorgeous? Vila's frustrated by this brooding CEO's aloof attitude and near-impossible demands. Even if Rory wasn't his boss, he'd never risk his heart to another emotionally closed man. Normally he'd run in the opposite direction… so why does he feel so compelled to stay?
118) Living the Charade- Michelle Conder
Falling for the façade… Silver knows that professional success doesn’t always come easy, and he’s not afraid of hard work. But his flair for business can’t help with his latest problem – finding a fake boyfriend for a weekend away with his boss! Zaphod Beeblebrox, maverick of the motor racing world, is Silver’s polar opposite. Yet helping buttoned-up Silver let his hair down – and whatever else he wants! – is an irresistible temptation… Especially when Zaphod gets under his ice-cool demeanour and discovers a man as hot as one of his cars!
57) O'REILLY'S BRIDE by TRISH WYLIE
Harry Sullivan had become so close to his colleague and friend Lucie Miller that he was beginning to imagine their friendship could lead to more. Only now, bizarrely, she’s backed off – and, even more strangely, she’s started looking for love on the internet! Well, if he can’t beat them, he’ll have to join them…
Lucie can’t let herself get close to Harry. Not now. Not when she’s discovered something that will break all his dreams of happy ever after. But she has no idea how much she hurt Harry – nor how much she has just fuelled his determination to make her his… by any means necessary!
(Now I sort of ship it, okay.)
192) Guilty Pleasures by Tori Carrington
He wants her caught. She just wants him.
Ex-army ranger the Tenth Doctor needs to prove himself with his new job at Lazarus Security. And his first big assignment is to hunt down a fugitive wanted for murder. But his cut-and-dried case suddenly gets a lot juicier — and way more complicated — when the fugitive in question is a scorchin'-hot gal who won't take 'you're under arrest' for an answer!
Normally, Donna Noble would be delighted to have a nice piece of man like Ten hot on her tail — on the road and in bed! But having been framed for murder and eluding authorities (even sexy ones!) is taking its toll. Worse still, it looks like the only way out of this mess is by teaming up with the one man determined to haul her in. Unless she can exploit his one weakness...her!
(Probably already exists.)
467) NEVER TRUST A ROGUE by Olivia Drake
A devil in disguise...
When wealthy heir Mr Steven Taylor sneaks into the house of Victor Frankenstein, the Earl of Mansfield - a known cad and wicked scoundrel - he simply wants to investigate his involvement in some recent murders. But when Victor catches him, he blackmails him into a betrothal.
Or the man of his dreams?
However, underneath his wicked exterior, the Earl has a secret - he is tracking a killer who may be one of Steven's suitors.
279) The Engagement Bargain by Sherri Shackelford
Make-believe betrothal
Rock-solid and reliable, confirmed spinster Belle thought nothing could rattle her — until she discovers she needs to pose as Vislor Turlough's intended bride. After saving his life, her honorable code bid Belle watch over the innocent charmer. And a pretend engagement is the only way to protect him from further harm.
Raised by a single mother and suffragist, Turlough doesn't think much of marriage — and he certainly doesn't plan to try it himself. But playing Belle's blushing groom-to-be makes him rethink his independent ways, because their make-believe romance is becoming far too real…
(A would-be murderer looking for redemption, exactly Belle's type!)
48)THE DESERT VIRGIN by SANDRA MARTON
Mills & Boon Modern Romance
The Sultan’s gift…
Cordelia Chase: a ruthless troubleshooter, her mission in the remote desert kingdom of Baslaam is covert and dangerous…
Edmund Blackadder: a classically trained ballet dancer, he’s been abducted and sold to dance in the harem of the Sultan of Baslaam…
Cordelia’s in a tight spot, and when the Sultan offers Edmund’s body to her, she sees a way out. But escaping with the scantily clad Edmund across the sands is more temptation that even she can handle. When they reach a safe oasis, she can no longer hold back from taking the night of lovemaking that was the Sultan’s gift…
(Um...)
367) The South Beach Search - Sharon Hartley
Not the treasure they expected to find...
Trading the past for a simpler life in Miami is part of yoga teacher Romanadvoratrelundar's path to better karma. But when a devastating theft brings federal prosecutor Zen into her life, things are suddenly a lot more complicated!
She's drawn to gorgeous Zen in ways she can't explain. His analytical mind prevents him from understanding why spiritual intuition guides her… and he reminds her of what she'd rather forget. But chasing a criminal, they can't dodge the sizzle of attraction. Now, unless Romana trusts Zen's determination to protect her, she might run again…and leave love behind.
615) Unmasked – Stefanie London
Jo Grant has one goal before she leaves Melbourne forever: transform into a sexy siren, sneak into the season’s most glamorous masquerade ball, and seduce John Benton. Only there's a teeny little problem — one deliciously hot night isn't nearly enough. Now Jo wants more. But while getting naked is one thing, taking off their masks is quite another…
(UNIT dating controversy!)
88) WHISPERS IN THE NIGHT by DIANE PERSHING
Silhouette Sensation
It began with a noise in the night…
When strange things began happening at her isolated home, lonely widow Peri Brown turned to handyman the Sixth Doctor for protection. But what a mistake? Six was not only an ex-cop but also an ex-convict – though he swore he’d been framed. Yet if he was so eager to prove his innocence why was he spending his time fixing her house, instead?
Six seemed intent on gaining her trust – and as the mysterious dangers escalated, Peri needed someone to keep her safe. Six was the perfect protector, because he needed nothing from her… or did he? Suddenly Peri wondered just why Six had come to her – and how close he meant to get…
(Sixth Doctor Era Gothic.)
71) DOUBLE DESTINY by CAROLINE ANDERSON
One decision can change everything… Is there more than one route to happiness?
After the excitement and drama of working in A&E, Lucifer Morningstar is at a crossroads; he’s in need of a change and a little TLC.
Will he accept a new assignment nursing injured, impatient, wealthy Holly?Or should he take the job as a practice nurse in single mother Dr Leela's surgery?
(I don't think either of them are ever going to work out somehow.)
533) When I Dream Of You by Laurie Paige
MY ENEMY…MY LOVE?
For generations, a lake shimmering with sinister, scandalous secrets divided the rival ranching families of Tegan Jovanka and Rumplestiltskin. So how could one waltz sweep them into a treacherous whirlpool of primal, unthinkable desire? Why did Rumplestiltskin's husky whispers begin unveiling Tegan's lost memories? Why did quiet Tegan haunt Rumplestiltskin's dreams? What drew them inexorably toward betraying their own kin? Family loyalties and a flood of suspicions threatened to swamp the fierce yet fragile bond that throbbed between them like a thousand ravens' wings. Yet, come hell or high water, their forbidden passion could not be forever denied….
(My brain just melted. So obv. I needed to share.)
200) Pirate's Daughter, Rebel Wife by June Francis
When Captain Regina Mills rescues a lone and vulnerable virgin from the sea, she has good reason to feel guilty about placing him in a precarious predicament. But despite Roj Blake's reserve towards her, she knows there is no other option. The only way to protect his life – and his virtue – is to marry him!
(Sorry, Roj.)
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And, aw, thanks. It always does help a bit, and I'm glad it worked for you too!
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An AU I can believe.
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... Well, that's a different way to resolve Bill's predicament in World Enough and Time.
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G'Kar the media mogul entertaining a pragmatic marriage of convenience, though, seemed downright in character (for season 1 G'Kar, anyway)
(I suppose this sort of thing is pretty much Lyta's life by this point.)
Sadly true!
Zaphod would make a great fake boyfriend -- good call, Courtship Generator!
48)THE DESERT VIRGIN
So I was actually kind of on board with Cordelia Chase, secret agent (I mean... she is the least covert person ever, but it would be hilarious), and then we got Blackadder in "the desert virgin" role, and... XD
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Also him being more enthusiastic about it than the Doctor! :-D
So I was actually kind of on board with Cordelia Chase, secret agent (I mean... she is the least covert person ever, but it would be hilarious), and then we got Blackadder in "the desert virgin" role, and... XD
Once the generator inflicted that on me I could only share.
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And, LOL, yeah, no good is going to come of Belle/Robin at all. I do kind of want to see Belle meeting Turlough now, though. And Rumple/Tegan would be such an amazing trainwreck that now I actually kind of want to see it.
I do not think I will forgive you for making me imagine Blackadder in a tutu, however.
Bizarre, hilarious stuff, as always! I can see why this ridiculousness helps to cheer you up. (At least, I certainly hope it is helping!)
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Once the generator had gifted that to me, I could only share it with the world, sorry.
And Rumple/Tegan would be such an amazing trainwreck that now I actually kind of want to see it.
She would be a lot less accommodating as a maid than Belle!
Bizarre, hilarious stuff, as always! I can see why this ridiculousness helps to cheer you up. (At least, I certainly hope it is helping!)
It does, and then doubly so, because I get to talk ridiculous fannish stuff with everybody in the comments as well! ♥
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(and I'm weirdly convinced that 192 must exist somewhere, though I'm not sure I want to read it).
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and I'm weirdly convinced that 192 must exist somewhere, though I'm not sure I want to read it
When a ship is an actual ship, something like it has got to, really.
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Quiet Tegan? Only in dreams indeed;p
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Once the generator had gifted it to me I had to share it with the world. Sorry.
Quiet Tegan? Only in dreams indeed
I know. :-D
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*HUGS*
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I was disappointed to discover that this wasn't the first line of a limerick. :)
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