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It's been a while and I needed cheering up
... or I was talking about random generators to theseatheseatheopensea yesterday and the inevitable happened and my finger slipped and I generated a lot of highly ridiculous multifandom Mills & Boon summaries, courtesy of the Unconventional Courtship generator.
528) Silent in the Sanctuary by Deanna Raybourn
Christmas festivities at Bellmont Abbey are brought to an abrupt halt by a murder in the chapel. Blood dripping from her hands, Lady Tegan Jovanka's cousin claims the ancient right of sanctuary.
Forced to resume her deliciously intriguing partnership with the enigmatic detective Kerr Avon, Lady Tegan is intent on proving her cousin's innocence. Still, the truth is rarely pure and never simple.
Ah, Colin. Antimatter chickens, inconvenient murders... Tegan, just avoid your cousin from now on. ;-p
395) The Oldest Virgin In Oakdale - Wendy Warren
Sweet, shy Nyssa of Traken had had it! She now held the dubious title of oldest unmarried woman in Oakdale — and virgin, to boot. It was high time she shed her scholarly shell and unleashed the temptress within. Problem was, she didn't know the first thing about women, let alone seducing one….
Heartbreaker Faith Lehane had been away for twelve years, and boy, had things changed! The innocent girl who once had tutored her in math now was a woman in need of her help… to snare a woman! She'd always admired Nyssa, but her stunning transformation was too much for any woman to resist — even a sworn spinster like her...
171) An Ideal Companion by Anne Ashley
HER QUIET WORLD OVERTURNED
When an unseasonable snowstorm brings an assortment of stranded travellers to Lord the First Doctor’s door, companion Mr Adam Adamant welcomes them in, flustered though he is by the towering presence of Colonel Zaphod Beeblebrox. But the next morning Adam’s quiet existence on the moor is shattered – Lord One is dead!
Convinced there’s more to his employer’s demise than meets the eye, Adam seeks the one man who can help him uncover the truth – the enigmatic Colonel. But, in a world where nothing is what it seems, can Adam and Zaphod come to put their trust in each other?
Probably not.
4)The Boss’s Secret Mistress – Alison Fraser
An affair simply isn’t on his agenda. But Eddie the Shipboard Computer’s new boss, Flashheart, is determined to make him his lover. Working with him all the time, his body betrays his attraction… What comes after seduction?
21)STORM OF SEDUCTION by Cindy Gerard
Clara Oswald had been a lovestruck assistant when she had thrown herself at her boss. Twelve years later, Rupert Giles was making the now-famous photographer a lucrative offer. Clara had dreamed of this moment for years, but her revenge had soured: Giles had forgotten their night together!
(To be fair, he has been bashed over the head a lot.)
250) His Counterfeit Condesa by Joanna Fulford
The Major and the wild English lion
Major Winifred Burkle does not approve of Wellington sending a man on a perilous mission across French-occupied Spain, but she can see that Mr Dalek Sec is no ordinary fellow! The marriage-shy major and the English lion must pose as the Conde and Condesa de Ordoñez, travelling to a high society ball, and soon Fred doesn't know what is more dangerous — the menacing shadow of French patrols, or the sensual torment of sharing a room with this tantalising charmer…
459) Far Star by Anne Avery
THE DREAMER ...
Cora didn't know a flitter engine from a solar generator, but she was determined to turn a run-down piece of land into a working farmhold. And even though she had to slave day and night, the stubborn beauty refused to ask any man for help --- until the deadly forces of a murderous empire threatened her home.
THE DRIFTER ...
Down and out on Far Star, Jack Harkness was stuck until the next merchant ship arrived on the distant planet. In need of food and shelter, he offered Cora his assistance. Jack didn't know the first thing about plowing and seeding, but he was more than wiling to battle Cora's enemies if his efforts would help him conquer her heart.
Conquering her heart would go better if it was still her chest. Bad luck, Jack. /would def. read this AU.
214) Buttoned-Up Secretary, British Boss by Susanne James
Wanted: Secretary, prepared to work overtime…!
When prim the Thirteenth Doctor applies to be distinguished author and notorious charmer the Master’s secretary, she doesn’t expect to feel such an intense attraction to her new boss! But, determined to stay efficient and professional, she won’t let anything distract her from her duties…
However, the Master relishes a challenge, and finds Thirteen’s no-nonsense attitude increasingly tantalising! Having vowed never to mix business and pleasure, but working late into the night with Thirteen, he finds himself breaking all his rules!
568) The Scarlet Domino by Sylvia Thorpe
Marvin the Paranoid Android was strikingly handsome, full of brooding hatreds, and raised in a sheltered world. Londo Mollari was exceptionally handsome, charming, and something of a rogue. Within an hour of meeting they were married.
They were both surprised by what happened. They fell in love. And Marvin found the freedom he had always been denied. And Londo discovered that his life was in danger.
What could possibly go wrong? :-D
356) An Officer But No Gentleman - Bronwyn Scott
London, 1839
Ex-cavalry officer Captain the Fourth Doctor is restless for change, but escorting a diplomat’s spoiled daughter to Vienna isn’t what he had in mind — though for once he hasn’t been hired for his skills in pleasuring women! Independent, fiery and strong-willed, Dayna Mellanby is not the simpering lady he expected. Used to getting her own way and giving the orders, Dayna will not be controlled so easily. Four soon realizes that he’s got a fight on his hands — and it’s one they’re both going to enjoy!
Leaving a lot of flattened buildings in their wake, I should think.
382) A Wicked Seduction - Janelle Denison
Having her just where you want her...
Bounty hunter the Mistress is very good at her job. But she's definitely in over her head when she mistakenly picks up sexy businesswoman the Thirteenth Doctor. Because unlike her usual prisoners, Thirteen makes it clear that she's ready to accommodate Missy's every sensual fantasy. Thirteen claims she's not guilty — but Missy quickly realizes she's not so innocent, either....
After years of working herself to death, the Thirteenth Doctor wants an adventure. But being kidnapped by a gorgeous bounty hunter — one who's into bondage, to boot — isn't exactly what she had in mind. Still, being a willing captive has its advantages. Missy might be the one with the cuffs, but Thirteen's just discovered the key to unleashing the passionate, uninhibited woman behind the badge.
This probably exists somewhere on AO3.
165) Where You Least Expect It by Tori Carrington
WALK. DON'T RUN…
Whatever was going to happen, Tegan Jovanka had decided to stay and ride it out. The truth was, she was tired of running. Tired of packing up her suitcase and hitting the road to nowhere. Tired of being alone, keeping people at arm's length and waiting for the shadow following on her heels to catch up with her and destroy her. Maybe that was the reason she'd stayed in Old Orchard. Perhaps subconsciously she'd known that this was where her running would end.
So, she would stop running. And that included from the mysterious and unique Spike… and whatever bonds were developing between them. But would their love be strong enough to survive the truth?
ahahaha, probably not, but it would be entertaining.
463) RIDING THE STORM by Sydney Croft
Lilah Morgan has been dispatched to the Louisiana bayous to investigate the phenomenon known as Dalek Sec - a man with a gift he never wanted: the ability to control a storm's fury. But even a woman trained in bizarre weather phenomena has no defence against the electrifying power of the ex-Navy SEAL... a power his enemies would kill to control.
With her agency monitoring their every move, Lilah's job is to seduce Sec, gain his trust - and help him harness his extraordinary gift. But who will protect her from this voracious lover who's introducing her to a new world of erotic thrills, a man who grows increasingly insatiable with each new weather event?
I think the best thing about this is that it is also a totally plausible crossover.
199) Maiden in the Tudor Court by June Francis
Escaping her cruel stepmother, Barbara Wright heads in disguise for London… until she is halted by Baroness Servalan!
She seeks to protect her as they journey together. But when Servalan who trusts no woman, finds herself conveniently married to beautiful Barbara, she doesn’t know which is more treacherous: the enemies plotting her downfall or the seductive lure of the woman in her bed…
I think Servalan is more than capable with dealing with anyone plotting her downfall by now.
551) The Rogue's Fortune by Cat Schield
Dalek Sec tries to steer clear of legendary adventurer Jack Harkness and focus on his career and his attempts at motherhood. But the rakish treasure hunter can help him in his quest to be a single dad, if he'll do him one tiny favor…. To save his beloved auction house and his own reputation from ruin, Jack needs to settle down fast — with a sensible man. After a six-month 'engagement,' he and Sec can go their separate ways.
But Jack knows priceless objects, and Sec is the real deal. Now he intends to keep him… by any means necessary.
DALEK SEC IS TRYING TO JUST HAVE A LIFE, OKAY. (The generator was really into Dalek Sec today.)
372) SECRETARY BY DAY, MISTRESS BY NIGHT - MAGGIE COX
When playgirl Lucie Miller hires the Sixth Doctor she’s intrigued by his tantalisingly prim exterior, and offers him a promotion: from secretary to the boss’s lover! And she expects Six to agree to her scandalous proposition...
So, you know, what if it hadn't been Charley he'd run into? /definitely wants that AU, although possibly not with that plot, but hey...
366) Homecoming - Judy Duarte
A HOLIDAY TO REMEMBER…
Sergeant Tegan Jovanka has been trying for years to forget her past – and she gets her wish when an accident robs her of her memory. Silver, who offers to nurse her back to health, is a light in the dark… but the mysterious, beautiful blond is strictly off-limits.
The discovery of a letter the wounded marine was carrying – addressed to Silver – only deepens the mystery of who she is and why she came to Brighton Valley. And, as a familiar desire burns hotter between them, it’s only a matter of time until Tegan’s memory returns…
(This was the second one in a row it generated that had Silver shining. It's just undeiable, even in a generator.)
114) His Mistress for a Million- Trish Morey
For one million dollars: mistress at his mercy! Jobless, homeless and penniless: humble housekeeper Alistair Lethbridge-Stewart seeks a suitable position of employment. All good offers accepted… Billionaire tycoon the Master seeks handsome man for business contract on the luxury island of Santorini. Terms: lover for a month. Salary: one million dollars. Training will be given…
(Yet another convoluted scheme foiled! The Brig meanwhile would like to object at this particular undercover operation, but the Doctor was off in the TARDIS with Jo...)
468) FROM GOVERNESS TO SOCIETY BRIDE by Helen Dickson
The Lady's convenient wife
Lady Donna Noble is in need of a governess. The woman is ruthless, rude beyond belief, and Bill Potts wishes her to the devil... but the position is hers if she'll accept.
As sparks fly between her and the magnificent woman of the house, Bill learns, shockingly, the dark-hearted Lady is carrying the weight of ruin on her broad shoulders. Desperately craving the security she's never had, Bill offers a proposal - in return for her secret fortune, she asks only that she take her hand in marriage...
(john_amend_all, I haven't forgotten that I owe you UC flash fic, but summer and brain must oblige. Currently I have managed 2 yet-to-be edited.)
theseatheseatheopensea yesterday and the inevitable happened and my finger slipped and I generated a lot of highly ridiculous multifandom Mills & Boon summaries, courtesy of the Unconventional Courtship generator.528) Silent in the Sanctuary by Deanna Raybourn
Christmas festivities at Bellmont Abbey are brought to an abrupt halt by a murder in the chapel. Blood dripping from her hands, Lady Tegan Jovanka's cousin claims the ancient right of sanctuary.
Forced to resume her deliciously intriguing partnership with the enigmatic detective Kerr Avon, Lady Tegan is intent on proving her cousin's innocence. Still, the truth is rarely pure and never simple.
Ah, Colin. Antimatter chickens, inconvenient murders... Tegan, just avoid your cousin from now on. ;-p
395) The Oldest Virgin In Oakdale - Wendy Warren
Sweet, shy Nyssa of Traken had had it! She now held the dubious title of oldest unmarried woman in Oakdale — and virgin, to boot. It was high time she shed her scholarly shell and unleashed the temptress within. Problem was, she didn't know the first thing about women, let alone seducing one….
Heartbreaker Faith Lehane had been away for twelve years, and boy, had things changed! The innocent girl who once had tutored her in math now was a woman in need of her help… to snare a woman! She'd always admired Nyssa, but her stunning transformation was too much for any woman to resist — even a sworn spinster like her...
171) An Ideal Companion by Anne Ashley
HER QUIET WORLD OVERTURNED
When an unseasonable snowstorm brings an assortment of stranded travellers to Lord the First Doctor’s door, companion Mr Adam Adamant welcomes them in, flustered though he is by the towering presence of Colonel Zaphod Beeblebrox. But the next morning Adam’s quiet existence on the moor is shattered – Lord One is dead!
Convinced there’s more to his employer’s demise than meets the eye, Adam seeks the one man who can help him uncover the truth – the enigmatic Colonel. But, in a world where nothing is what it seems, can Adam and Zaphod come to put their trust in each other?
Probably not.
4)The Boss’s Secret Mistress – Alison Fraser
An affair simply isn’t on his agenda. But Eddie the Shipboard Computer’s new boss, Flashheart, is determined to make him his lover. Working with him all the time, his body betrays his attraction… What comes after seduction?
21)STORM OF SEDUCTION by Cindy Gerard
Clara Oswald had been a lovestruck assistant when she had thrown herself at her boss. Twelve years later, Rupert Giles was making the now-famous photographer a lucrative offer. Clara had dreamed of this moment for years, but her revenge had soured: Giles had forgotten their night together!
(To be fair, he has been bashed over the head a lot.)
250) His Counterfeit Condesa by Joanna Fulford
The Major and the wild English lion
Major Winifred Burkle does not approve of Wellington sending a man on a perilous mission across French-occupied Spain, but she can see that Mr Dalek Sec is no ordinary fellow! The marriage-shy major and the English lion must pose as the Conde and Condesa de Ordoñez, travelling to a high society ball, and soon Fred doesn't know what is more dangerous — the menacing shadow of French patrols, or the sensual torment of sharing a room with this tantalising charmer…
459) Far Star by Anne Avery
THE DREAMER ...
Cora didn't know a flitter engine from a solar generator, but she was determined to turn a run-down piece of land into a working farmhold. And even though she had to slave day and night, the stubborn beauty refused to ask any man for help --- until the deadly forces of a murderous empire threatened her home.
THE DRIFTER ...
Down and out on Far Star, Jack Harkness was stuck until the next merchant ship arrived on the distant planet. In need of food and shelter, he offered Cora his assistance. Jack didn't know the first thing about plowing and seeding, but he was more than wiling to battle Cora's enemies if his efforts would help him conquer her heart.
Conquering her heart would go better if it was still her chest. Bad luck, Jack. /would def. read this AU.
214) Buttoned-Up Secretary, British Boss by Susanne James
Wanted: Secretary, prepared to work overtime…!
When prim the Thirteenth Doctor applies to be distinguished author and notorious charmer the Master’s secretary, she doesn’t expect to feel such an intense attraction to her new boss! But, determined to stay efficient and professional, she won’t let anything distract her from her duties…
However, the Master relishes a challenge, and finds Thirteen’s no-nonsense attitude increasingly tantalising! Having vowed never to mix business and pleasure, but working late into the night with Thirteen, he finds himself breaking all his rules!
568) The Scarlet Domino by Sylvia Thorpe
Marvin the Paranoid Android was strikingly handsome, full of brooding hatreds, and raised in a sheltered world. Londo Mollari was exceptionally handsome, charming, and something of a rogue. Within an hour of meeting they were married.
They were both surprised by what happened. They fell in love. And Marvin found the freedom he had always been denied. And Londo discovered that his life was in danger.
What could possibly go wrong? :-D
356) An Officer But No Gentleman - Bronwyn Scott
London, 1839
Ex-cavalry officer Captain the Fourth Doctor is restless for change, but escorting a diplomat’s spoiled daughter to Vienna isn’t what he had in mind — though for once he hasn’t been hired for his skills in pleasuring women! Independent, fiery and strong-willed, Dayna Mellanby is not the simpering lady he expected. Used to getting her own way and giving the orders, Dayna will not be controlled so easily. Four soon realizes that he’s got a fight on his hands — and it’s one they’re both going to enjoy!
Leaving a lot of flattened buildings in their wake, I should think.
382) A Wicked Seduction - Janelle Denison
Having her just where you want her...
Bounty hunter the Mistress is very good at her job. But she's definitely in over her head when she mistakenly picks up sexy businesswoman the Thirteenth Doctor. Because unlike her usual prisoners, Thirteen makes it clear that she's ready to accommodate Missy's every sensual fantasy. Thirteen claims she's not guilty — but Missy quickly realizes she's not so innocent, either....
After years of working herself to death, the Thirteenth Doctor wants an adventure. But being kidnapped by a gorgeous bounty hunter — one who's into bondage, to boot — isn't exactly what she had in mind. Still, being a willing captive has its advantages. Missy might be the one with the cuffs, but Thirteen's just discovered the key to unleashing the passionate, uninhibited woman behind the badge.
This probably exists somewhere on AO3.
165) Where You Least Expect It by Tori Carrington
WALK. DON'T RUN…
Whatever was going to happen, Tegan Jovanka had decided to stay and ride it out. The truth was, she was tired of running. Tired of packing up her suitcase and hitting the road to nowhere. Tired of being alone, keeping people at arm's length and waiting for the shadow following on her heels to catch up with her and destroy her. Maybe that was the reason she'd stayed in Old Orchard. Perhaps subconsciously she'd known that this was where her running would end.
So, she would stop running. And that included from the mysterious and unique Spike… and whatever bonds were developing between them. But would their love be strong enough to survive the truth?
ahahaha, probably not, but it would be entertaining.
463) RIDING THE STORM by Sydney Croft
Lilah Morgan has been dispatched to the Louisiana bayous to investigate the phenomenon known as Dalek Sec - a man with a gift he never wanted: the ability to control a storm's fury. But even a woman trained in bizarre weather phenomena has no defence against the electrifying power of the ex-Navy SEAL... a power his enemies would kill to control.
With her agency monitoring their every move, Lilah's job is to seduce Sec, gain his trust - and help him harness his extraordinary gift. But who will protect her from this voracious lover who's introducing her to a new world of erotic thrills, a man who grows increasingly insatiable with each new weather event?
I think the best thing about this is that it is also a totally plausible crossover.
199) Maiden in the Tudor Court by June Francis
Escaping her cruel stepmother, Barbara Wright heads in disguise for London… until she is halted by Baroness Servalan!
She seeks to protect her as they journey together. But when Servalan who trusts no woman, finds herself conveniently married to beautiful Barbara, she doesn’t know which is more treacherous: the enemies plotting her downfall or the seductive lure of the woman in her bed…
I think Servalan is more than capable with dealing with anyone plotting her downfall by now.
551) The Rogue's Fortune by Cat Schield
Dalek Sec tries to steer clear of legendary adventurer Jack Harkness and focus on his career and his attempts at motherhood. But the rakish treasure hunter can help him in his quest to be a single dad, if he'll do him one tiny favor…. To save his beloved auction house and his own reputation from ruin, Jack needs to settle down fast — with a sensible man. After a six-month 'engagement,' he and Sec can go their separate ways.
But Jack knows priceless objects, and Sec is the real deal. Now he intends to keep him… by any means necessary.
DALEK SEC IS TRYING TO JUST HAVE A LIFE, OKAY. (The generator was really into Dalek Sec today.)
372) SECRETARY BY DAY, MISTRESS BY NIGHT - MAGGIE COX
When playgirl Lucie Miller hires the Sixth Doctor she’s intrigued by his tantalisingly prim exterior, and offers him a promotion: from secretary to the boss’s lover! And she expects Six to agree to her scandalous proposition...
So, you know, what if it hadn't been Charley he'd run into? /definitely wants that AU, although possibly not with that plot, but hey...
366) Homecoming - Judy Duarte
A HOLIDAY TO REMEMBER…
Sergeant Tegan Jovanka has been trying for years to forget her past – and she gets her wish when an accident robs her of her memory. Silver, who offers to nurse her back to health, is a light in the dark… but the mysterious, beautiful blond is strictly off-limits.
The discovery of a letter the wounded marine was carrying – addressed to Silver – only deepens the mystery of who she is and why she came to Brighton Valley. And, as a familiar desire burns hotter between them, it’s only a matter of time until Tegan’s memory returns…
(This was the second one in a row it generated that had Silver shining. It's just undeiable, even in a generator.)
114) His Mistress for a Million- Trish Morey
For one million dollars: mistress at his mercy! Jobless, homeless and penniless: humble housekeeper Alistair Lethbridge-Stewart seeks a suitable position of employment. All good offers accepted… Billionaire tycoon the Master seeks handsome man for business contract on the luxury island of Santorini. Terms: lover for a month. Salary: one million dollars. Training will be given…
(Yet another convoluted scheme foiled! The Brig meanwhile would like to object at this particular undercover operation, but the Doctor was off in the TARDIS with Jo...)
468) FROM GOVERNESS TO SOCIETY BRIDE by Helen Dickson
The Lady's convenient wife
Lady Donna Noble is in need of a governess. The woman is ruthless, rude beyond belief, and Bill Potts wishes her to the devil... but the position is hers if she'll accept.
As sparks fly between her and the magnificent woman of the house, Bill learns, shockingly, the dark-hearted Lady is carrying the weight of ruin on her broad shoulders. Desperately craving the security she's never had, Bill offers a proposal - in return for her secret fortune, she asks only that she take her hand in marriage...
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john_amend_all, I haven't forgotten that I owe you UC flash fic, but summer and brain must oblige. Currently I have managed 2 yet-to-be edited.)
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I think the Master would as disappointed as the Brig is at the Dr being too busy to do the dusting at the Master's gaff.
Lol, poor Dalek Sec!
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Honestly, nothing good ever happens when Tegan's relatives show up.
And I, too, now kind of want to read the Cora/Jack fic...
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I suppose it's hard to disown them solely for having a tendency to attract extraterrestrial activity, really.
And I, too, now kind of want to read the Cora/Jack fic...
*nods* I think of all these that's the one that unexpectedly felt like a crossover I'd love to exist.
(ooh, I should get a Cora icon now I have all the spaces! I love COra!!)
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Are we sure he didn't write this one himself?
Marvin the Paranoid Android was strikingly handsome, full of brooding hatreds, and raised in a sheltered world. Londo Mollari was exceptionally handsome, charming, and something of a rogue. Within an hour of meeting they were married.
Oh, my God.
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It would explain a lot. It's certainly not how Adam tells it.
Marvin the Paranoid Android was strikingly handsome, full of brooding hatreds, and raised in a sheltered world. Londo Mollari was exceptionally handsome, charming, and something of a rogue. Within an hour of meeting they were married.
Oh, my God.
:-D
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I'm also sure that Missy/Thirteen story has been written by someone somewhere.
I would love to see that Nyssa/Faith story, though! And Tegan and Spike would make for terribly entertaining dialogue and arguments, though probably not an enduring romance.
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(At this point these posts are beginning to feel like The Continuing Confessions of Dalek Sec or something. Although I suppose it has stopped giving me Baldrick and Arnold Rimmer trying to run eating establishments, which is something.)
And Tegan and Spike would make for terribly entertaining dialogue and arguments, though probably not an enduring romance.
I don't think she'd be into fangs. And the Nyssa/Faith one was v impressively accurate casting.
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At least it hasn't paired Londo up with Sec yet. The tentacles...
Of course now I'm thinking about it (and could do with cheering up) here goes:
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547) The Rainborough Inheritance by Helen Dickson
Londo would never tolerate such a woman . . .
Although Londo Mollari could not deny his feelings for Regina Mills, he knew that she meant to marry his brother for his inheritance, and was determined to put all thoughts of the beautiful countess behind him. But his scheming uncle had other ideas, and when Londo was thrown in the path of the woman he had been unable to forget, it was up to Regina to persist in winning the heart she had never truly lost.
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It is chuckleworthy how many of these could likely be found in the various sites of fanfic. And I would love to read quite a few of them. :D
*HUGS*
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