Another bit of random fic found on the hard drive...

In lieu of anything more constructive, have this:

(Ages ago, in the crossover meme, jjpor asked me for a Rimmer/Brittas meeting. I obliged, but before I remembered it was supposed to be a random conversation between the two characters, I nearly embarked on what would presumably have turned into a full epsiode. So, the beginning I abandoned (and the original last line), since it still amuses me now that I re-read it.

( Brittas Empire few words of daftness )

Now, what was I supposed to be doing?