Beyond the Roundels

So there's not much going on, and I couldn't resist retrying the meme using last names. Some couples stayed together despite the odds: Evie Eliott & Eowyn, Frobisher & Gandalf, Maddy & Maid Marian, and Servalan & Seven. The results were mostly much scarier than last time, but it did throw up some things that were amusing - and one or two I want badly now:

( More mayhem and scary pairings )

Back to being really obscure again (sorry)...

( I didn't know you spoke French... or German )

( So Far )

In lieu of anything more constructive, have this:

(Ages ago, in the crossover meme, jjpor asked me for a Rimmer/Brittas meeting. I obliged, but before I remembered it was supposed to be a random conversation between the two characters, I nearly embarked on what would presumably have turned into a full epsiode. So, the beginning I abandoned (and the original last line), since it still amuses me now that I re-read it.

( Brittas Empire few words of daftness )

Now, what was I supposed to be doing?