Fic what I would never write, honest (pt1)

Here be snippets and suchlike from a whole bevvy of fics I would most certainly never write, yes.

( For orgies, romance, dead elements and a man-eating ghost )

Fic what I would never write, honest (pt2)

It's just possible that I got a wee bit carried away writing that massive Whoniverse orgy that I would never write. *cough*

(Minus any actual orgy-ing, of course. Obviously.)

clocketpatch: "DW: ALL of the Doctors and Companions (including Big Finish, Book, Expanded universe, Cushing, and Curse of the Fatal Death Companions and Doctors) have a massive Space!Orgy together on Pluto."

But the thing is, while I would never be the person to write an orgy, I have always had a weakness for multi-era crack...

( There might be 2000 words behind the cut... )