Fic: Calculations

Title: Calculations
Author: lost_spook;
Rating: U
Word count: 3525
Warnings: Well, it's from an obscure 90s sit-com and if you did want to see it, this does spoiler the last ep.  (And: it's from a totally obscure 90s sit-com...)
Characters: Tony Carpenter, Sam/Maggie, Mrs Wembley
Summary:   Sam's doing sums in his sleep: (his age) - (Maggie's age) = (old enough to be her father); and Sam + Maggie = heartbreak.  Luckily for him, Maggie's made up her mind and Mrs Wembley still wants to play fairy godmother.

Here's a plot bunny I've been fighting since December (giving in was so much easier).  I don't blame people if no one wants to read it, but I'm happy and who knows, maybe there is someone out there who won't mind.  (And, yes, I'm completely sad.  Didn't people realise that when I started talking about Carry Ons and cartoons and all the rest?)

( Story and explanations here. (Is Sam an oyster, on ostrich, or a tortoise?) )