It's a meme!

Last night, I was sitting here, feeling bored and wanting a meme, (yeah, sad, I know, sorry, I'm saner this morning) and probably a few minutes after I switched off my computer, jjpor came up with one from someone. So, in the interests of silliness and and all that, I must pass it on:

Name three fics you think I will never, ever, ever write. In return (and if inspired), I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them.

Diisclaimer: Be kind. I am easily squicked out by even relatively harmless things.

Fic: Afternoon Matinee

According to jjpor, a fic I would never write. Well, actually, if it involves Romana I, I'd write it quite happily. (And maybe once my rewatching has moved on from KtoTime, I'd say the same of Romana II, even). Oh, and, btw, please remember: you asked for this.

In which the Doctor educates Romana. Possibly. (All ages, 1001 words).

( Afternoon Matinee )