I can't half do with a meme right now...

And, look, persiflage_1 had one:

ETA: Okay, so you give me a character's name from a 'fandom' I know. (Possibly I will be able to answer coherently at some point in the not too distant future.)

1. How I FEEL about this character
2. All the people I ship romantically with this character
3. My non-romantic OTP for this character [is this a new way of saying 'friendship?']
4. My unpopular opinion about this character
5. One thing I wish would happen/had happened with this character in canon.

Well, the shippy lists will mostly be short, and I've come to the conclusion that most of opinions are unpopular, or at least uncool anyway, so shouldn't be too hard. :-)