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... is that I kind of like everything.
I was going to write a sentence about not being so keen on AUs of the "everyone runs a coffee shop" type, and then thought about my prospective requests and LOLed. And immediately thought about how that could work for each of them.
(I suppose I should probably write that I like everything except really explicit ship fic, OOC behaviour and spelling/grammar mistakes or something.)
But, really, if someone wanted to write a coffee-shop AU of some sort involving all the deceased cloned former monarchs of England, well, that's pretty hilarious. Or a coffee shop (tavern?) run by an immortal demon-killing princess and her bff telepathic wolf. And, as for CS, I could see Verity running a tea-shop, or Litefoot & Jago trying to run a 19th coffee shop with a vampiric customer turning up. I'm finding it a bit hard to imagine Enemy at the Door: the coffee shop au, but on the other hand, they're all obsessed with how bad the acorn coffee and blackberry tea is, so you could probably work something out.* Miss Marple would also have a tea shop, obviously. And solve crime. No problem.
Someone please remind me, listing my dislikes is supposed to be relatively simple, right? I'm not supposed to work out all the ways I could easily end up liking that thing I don't like.
(I have a feeling I made a post like this last year and that's where the still-non-existent B7 coffee shop AU idea came from. /o\)
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fic_corner to happen (someone has written me Midnight Is A Place fic! I badly want to see it) but I don't know if it will. So I was trying to be useful, but I think I lack brain and sense.
I would rather have AUs where the mundane world got fantasy stuff, really, though.
* They could compete with B7 for worst coffee shop AU ever - in the B7 one, the service'd be terrible, in Enemy at the Door, the tea, coffee and food would be. I'm sorry, didn't you want revolting ersatz coffee and a snack made of parsnip and cauliflower?
I was going to write a sentence about not being so keen on AUs of the "everyone runs a coffee shop" type, and then thought about my prospective requests and LOLed. And immediately thought about how that could work for each of them.
(I suppose I should probably write that I like everything except really explicit ship fic, OOC behaviour and spelling/grammar mistakes or something.)
But, really, if someone wanted to write a coffee-shop AU of some sort involving all the deceased cloned former monarchs of England, well, that's pretty hilarious. Or a coffee shop (tavern?) run by an immortal demon-killing princess and her bff telepathic wolf. And, as for CS, I could see Verity running a tea-shop, or Litefoot & Jago trying to run a 19th coffee shop with a vampiric customer turning up. I'm finding it a bit hard to imagine Enemy at the Door: the coffee shop au, but on the other hand, they're all obsessed with how bad the acorn coffee and blackberry tea is, so you could probably work something out.* Miss Marple would also have a tea shop, obviously. And solve crime. No problem.
Someone please remind me, listing my dislikes is supposed to be relatively simple, right? I'm not supposed to work out all the ways I could easily end up liking that thing I don't like.
(I have a feeling I made a post like this last year and that's where the still-non-existent B7 coffee shop AU idea came from. /o\)
I'm really waiting for
fic_corner to happen (someone has written me Midnight Is A Place fic! I badly want to see it) but I don't know if it will. So I was trying to be useful, but I think I lack brain and sense.I would rather have AUs where the mundane world got fantasy stuff, really, though.
* They could compete with B7 for worst coffee shop AU ever - in the B7 one, the service'd be terrible, in Enemy at the Door, the tea, coffee and food would be. I'm sorry, didn't you want revolting ersatz coffee and a snack made of parsnip and cauliflower?