It felt like time for a foolish meme...

So I resurrected this one:

Name three fics you think I will never, ever, ever write. In return (and if inspired), I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them.


If (things being what they are), snippets don't happen, I will at least describe the fic, possibly even with some slight commentary or reviews - or something.


*waits in trepidation*