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So I resurrected this one:
Name three fics you think I will never, ever, ever write. In return (and if inspired), I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them.
If (things being what they are), snippets don't happen, I will at least describe the fic, possibly even with some slight commentary or reviews - or something.
*waits in trepidation*
Name three fics you think I will never, ever, ever write. In return (and if inspired), I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them.
If (things being what they are), snippets don't happen, I will at least describe the fic, possibly even with some slight commentary or reviews - or something.
*waits in trepidation*
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Date: 12 Jul 2014 02:10 pm (UTC)1 - Explicit Brig/Liz/Three fic - one of those jolly old "Snowed in" trope fics.
2 - Explicit Eight/Martha fic - he runs into her during the Year That Never Was, and gives her a night she'll never forget.
3 - Explicit Harry/Ruth fic - they get tiddly and amorous and end up in bed together just a few days before Ruth's killed.
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Date: 12 Jul 2014 08:00 pm (UTC)So I did. And you're right, those are all things I would never write... *goes off to attempt a snippet of one nevertheless*
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Date: 12 Jul 2014 08:03 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 12 Jul 2014 04:00 pm (UTC)So, clearly, I'll have to up the ante and make it even more impossible!
Blake's 7 -- the orgy!fic -- bonus points for alien sex pollen (since Aliens Made Them Do It is actually CANON)
David Collings' guest appearance on Spongebob Squarepants (I'm assuming that you've never seen Spongebob Squarepants. That's the point.)
Explicit RPF: David Tennant and Hugh Laurie getting it on backstage during a Doctor Who/House, MD crossover special
Bwahahaha!!!!
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Date: 12 Jul 2014 07:47 pm (UTC)*shakes head at both of you*
I kind of think the spirit of the meme is to find things you think I could write but never would, not actually things I literally couldn't write. I will do my best to provide a short snippet of one of the above, which has to be the B7 one, because, yeah, you got me, I don't even know enough to write an excerpt of anything involving Spongebob!
;-p
ETA: Congratulations, I see you've got that evil laugh down to perfection these days.
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Date: 13 Jul 2014 01:09 am (UTC)Something like this:
David Collings casually leaned against the doorpost. "Hello, Spongebob."
See? That wasn't so hard, was it? :P
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Date: 13 Jul 2014 08:04 am (UTC):-D
(So if I wait here for long enough, you'll write them for me? :loL:)
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Date: 13 Jul 2014 04:29 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 13 Jul 2014 04:31 pm (UTC)*awaits the RPF with interest*
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Date: 14 Jul 2014 01:36 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 14 Jul 2014 08:34 am (UTC)(But it shouldn't be long now.)
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Date: 14 Jul 2014 12:58 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 12 Jul 2014 08:15 pm (UTC)Once Upon a Time : If other stories are true then Alien Predators roam the woods.
Blake/Avon Vampire and werewolf AU Explicit - Prompt Mixing the breeds.
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Date: 13 Jul 2014 08:09 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 12 Jul 2014 08:21 pm (UTC)1. Polly's unfaithful to Ben, or vice versa (Presumably, the wronged party would then hire Frank Marker to gather the evidence for the divorce).
2. A Sapphire and Steel boarding school or other mundane AU which actually is an AU, not Time's latest fiendish trap.
3. A fic in which the brave, saintly Richard III defeats the villainous usurper Henry Tudor, thanks to the help of Nat, Tilly and time-travelling Ricardians.
(I'm positive you'd never write "Silver is secretly on the side of evil and poisons innocent people for fun", but I thought using that as one of the three prompts would be cruel).
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Date: 13 Jul 2014 08:06 am (UTC)The Genre Mixer generator I got a load of Element prompts was actually really insistent about a boarding school AU at one time. I actually collected all the prompts together, because the idea appealed. So, that's actually thing it's crossed my head to write. But only because of the random generator. ;-)
A fic in which the brave, saintly Richard III defeats the villainous usurper Henry Tudor, thanks to the help of Nat, Tilly and time-travelling Ricardians.
It is, I have to say, very hard to imagine Tilly approving of time-travelling anyones, especially devoted Ricardians. Even less of changing the timeline.
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Date: 13 Jul 2014 04:30 pm (UTC)This is DIABOLICALLY FIENDISH.
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Date: 13 Jul 2014 05:04 am (UTC)The Night She Became a Man-eating Ghost (Ummm... Jeeves and Wooster? No?)
Revenge of the Cursed Worms from Outer Space (Doctor Who, gotta be)
...and one I adapted from what they gave me...
Carry On Killer Clowns
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Date: 13 Jul 2014 08:08 am (UTC)Revenge of the Cursed Worms from Outer Space (Doctor Who, gotta be)
Surely this is just business as usual? :-D
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Date: 13 Jul 2014 09:34 am (UTC)Miss Marple tries out pole-dancing classes.
Sapphire & Steel: she's in the typing pool, he's her stoic moody boss, Mills & Boon it up. chuck in people-eating monsters and alternate dimensions as necessary. Hey, they sound pretty Silhouette already...
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Date: 13 Jul 2014 11:54 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 13 Jul 2014 02:07 pm (UTC)Sapphire and Steel: Silver dies in a very boring manner.
Survivors: The remaining women on Earth decide this breeding thing is a smashing idea, but who gets to impregnate them all: Greg or Denis Lill?
The Avengers: Steed has a new assistant and it's Miss Marple, unfortunately they're up against kung-fu fighting ninjas and Steed's done his ankle in. (This would be quite good actually!).
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Date: 13 Jul 2014 04:34 pm (UTC)Liadt!! Please be careful how you spell that name (Vicki), because for one scary minute I thought that was supposed to be First Doctor/self insert fic. 0_o (Which I would be even less likely to write...)
Survivors: The remaining women on Earth decide this breeding thing is a smashing idea, but who gets to impregnate them all: Greg or Denis Lill?
I think you may be evil incarnate. (Btw, they had an episode where everybody objected to Denis Lill's breeding obsession, especially all the women, but even Greg. So I forgive them. Unless it all comes back in S3, but I think the writer who was into it has gone.)
Steed and Miss Marple is awesome! I probably wouldn't write it for fear of failing at the awesome, mind. :-)
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Date: 14 Jul 2014 02:18 pm (UTC)Aha, it has started in Survivors already? Greg's only agreeing w/ the women so they think he's nice and can impregnate them all;)
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Date: 14 Jul 2014 03:56 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 14 Jul 2014 05:59 pm (UTC)I think that prompt could lead to a perfectly legitimate and non-scary self-insert fic. It's obviously a TTR story, where One is walking your self-insert from 'Plot and Loophole' home after the wrap party for 'Something's Out There'. It comes on to rain, so you're both forced to take shelter in the Eliott sisters' shop... only to discover Roderick Spode engaged in nefarious plagiarism of underwear designs. QED.
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Date: 13 Jul 2014 09:13 pm (UTC)otherwise i think you would write ALMOST ANYTHING ;)
but here are some suggestions of blake things i would enjoy reading that i dont think you would write without provocation.
1. blake's 7 RPF about the first days of filming series 3.
2. jenna and cally fighting to the death.
3. deva/avon adopt-a-child-together fic.
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Date: 14 Jul 2014 08:12 am (UTC)otherwise i think you would write ALMOST ANYTHING
:-D
I do have my limits, which people round here have spotted all too well, though...
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Date: 14 Jul 2014 05:07 am (UTC)1. B7: Mary Sue/Avon. All of the other characters die because they fail against the purity of Mary's love
2. DW: ALL of the Doctors and Companions (including Big Finish, Book, Expanded universe, Cushing, and Curse of the Fatal Death Companions and Doctors) have a massive Space!Orgy together on Pluto.
3. Miss Marple is turned into a cat while investigating vampires. She then meets Silver, who is also a cat.
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Date: 14 Jul 2014 08:13 am (UTC)