thisbluespirit: (spooks - Ruth!)
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So I resurrected this one:

Name three fics you think I will never, ever, ever write. In return (and if inspired), I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them.


If (things being what they are), snippets don't happen, I will at least describe the fic, possibly even with some slight commentary or reviews - or something.


*waits in trepidation*

Date: 12 Jul 2014 02:10 pm (UTC)
ext_3965: (Writing - Instruction)
From: [identity profile] persiflage-1.livejournal.com
*snorts* Oh you've asked for it!

1 - Explicit Brig/Liz/Three fic - one of those jolly old "Snowed in" trope fics.

2 - Explicit Eight/Martha fic - he runs into her during the Year That Never Was, and gives her a night she'll never forget.

3 - Explicit Harry/Ruth fic - they get tiddly and amorous and end up in bed together just a few days before Ruth's killed.

Date: 12 Jul 2014 08:03 pm (UTC)
ext_3965: (Writing - The Thick Plottens)
From: [identity profile] persiflage-1.livejournal.com
*laughs* Good luck!

Date: 12 Jul 2014 04:00 pm (UTC)
lolmac: (Ankh)
From: [personal profile] lolmac
LMAO -- my brain went exactly where Persiflage's did.

So, clearly, I'll have to up the ante and make it even more impossible!

Blake's 7 -- the orgy!fic -- bonus points for alien sex pollen (since Aliens Made Them Do It is actually CANON)

David Collings' guest appearance on Spongebob Squarepants (I'm assuming that you've never seen Spongebob Squarepants. That's the point.)

Explicit RPF: David Tennant and Hugh Laurie getting it on backstage during a Doctor Who/House, MD crossover special

Bwahahaha!!!!

Date: 13 Jul 2014 01:09 am (UTC)
lolmac: (Banana)
From: [personal profile] lolmac
Actually, I was just hoping for brief descriptions . . . because I'm betting you would find ways to subvert the prompt.

Something like this:

David Collings casually leaned against the doorpost. "Hello, Spongebob."

See? That wasn't so hard, was it? :P

Date: 13 Jul 2014 04:29 pm (UTC)
lolmac: (Call Waiting)
From: [personal profile] lolmac
ROFL -- you write the alien sex pollen orgy (snippet or description), and I swear I will find some way to completely mess up the RPF prompt for you.

Date: 14 Jul 2014 01:36 am (UTC)
lolmac: (Explanation)
From: [personal profile] lolmac
All right -- where's the ASP?

Date: 14 Jul 2014 12:58 pm (UTC)
lolmac: (Conductor)
From: [personal profile] lolmac
*weg* Challenge accepted! I can even promise it's something you'll be able to read without covering your eyes.

Date: 15 Jul 2014 03:27 am (UTC)
lolmac: (better with penguins)
From: [personal profile] lolmac
Mischief managed!

Date: 12 Jul 2014 08:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaxomsride.livejournal.com
A Mary Sue Blake's 7 / My little pony crossover.

Once Upon a Time : If other stories are true then Alien Predators roam the woods.

Blake/Avon Vampire and werewolf AU Explicit - Prompt Mixing the breeds.

Date: 12 Jul 2014 08:21 pm (UTC)
john_amend_all: (evil)
From: [personal profile] john_amend_all
I think I'd better avoid adult-rated suggestions; I couldn't hope to compete with the ones above. How about:

1. Polly's unfaithful to Ben, or vice versa (Presumably, the wronged party would then hire Frank Marker to gather the evidence for the divorce).
2. A Sapphire and Steel boarding school or other mundane AU which actually is an AU, not Time's latest fiendish trap.
3. A fic in which the brave, saintly Richard III defeats the villainous usurper Henry Tudor, thanks to the help of Nat, Tilly and time-travelling Ricardians.

(I'm positive you'd never write "Silver is secretly on the side of evil and poisons innocent people for fun", but I thought using that as one of the three prompts would be cruel).

Date: 13 Jul 2014 04:30 pm (UTC)
lolmac: (Frequency)
From: [personal profile] lolmac
Sapphire and Steel boarding school or other mundane AU which actually is an AU, not Time's latest fiendish trap.

This is DIABOLICALLY FIENDISH.

Date: 13 Jul 2014 05:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sallymn.livejournal.com
I thought I'd be different.... and give you titles from some rather evil B-Movie generators I found :) You can change the fandom if you want :)

The Night She Became a Man-eating Ghost (Ummm... Jeeves and Wooster? No?)

Revenge of the Cursed Worms from Outer Space (Doctor Who, gotta be)

...and one I adapted from what they gave me...
Carry On Killer Clowns

Date: 13 Jul 2014 09:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oonaseckar.livejournal.com
Frank/Mrs Mortimer - full-on Brief Encounter, heaving bosoms, explicitly romantic declarations, he jumps on the train with her.

Miss Marple tries out pole-dancing classes.

Sapphire & Steel: she's in the typing pool, he's her stoic moody boss, Mills & Boon it up. chuck in people-eating monsters and alternate dimensions as necessary. Hey, they sound pretty Silhouette already...

Date: 13 Jul 2014 02:07 pm (UTC)
liadt: Close up of Fujiko Yamamoto on left with flower pattern on right (S&S Catch)
From: [personal profile] liadt
Doctor Who: One and Vicky in a shower together involving scandalous underwear scenes.

Sapphire and Steel: Silver dies in a very boring manner.

Survivors: The remaining women on Earth decide this breeding thing is a smashing idea, but who gets to impregnate them all: Greg or Denis Lill?

The Avengers: Steed has a new assistant and it's Miss Marple, unfortunately they're up against kung-fu fighting ninjas and Steed's done his ankle in. (This would be quite good actually!).

Date: 14 Jul 2014 02:18 pm (UTC)
liadt: Close up of Fujiko Yamamoto on left with flower pattern on right (Avengers Steed and Ems)
From: [personal profile] liadt
Oops, sorry:S Although definitely WNW!

Aha, it has started in Survivors already? Greg's only agreeing w/ the women so they think he's nice and can impregnate them all;)

Date: 14 Jul 2014 05:59 pm (UTC)
john_amend_all: (ironduke)
From: [personal profile] john_amend_all
for one scary minute I thought that was supposed to be First Doctor/self insert fic.

I think that prompt could lead to a perfectly legitimate and non-scary self-insert fic. It's obviously a TTR story, where One is walking your self-insert from 'Plot and Loophole' home after the wrap party for 'Something's Out There'. It comes on to rain, so you're both forced to take shelter in the Eliott sisters' shop... only to discover Roderick Spode engaged in nefarious plagiarism of underwear designs. QED.

Date: 13 Jul 2014 09:13 pm (UTC)
ext_23799: (blake)
From: [identity profile] aralias.livejournal.com
and i didn't contribute (bad katy), because like the rest of your f-list i think the things you wouldn't write are probably explicit sex and darkfic stuff. and i dont like darkfic either :p

otherwise i think you would write ALMOST ANYTHING ;)

but here are some suggestions of blake things i would enjoy reading that i dont think you would write without provocation.

1. blake's 7 RPF about the first days of filming series 3.

2. jenna and cally fighting to the death.

3. deva/avon adopt-a-child-together fic.

Date: 14 Jul 2014 05:07 am (UTC)
clocketpatch: A small, innocent-looking red alarm clock, stuck forever at 10 to 7. (Default)
From: [personal profile] clocketpatch
Oh dear, this is a wonderful meme. Time to punish you for it!

1. B7: Mary Sue/Avon. All of the other characters die because they fail against the purity of Mary's love
2. DW: ALL of the Doctors and Companions (including Big Finish, Book, Expanded universe, Cushing, and Curse of the Fatal Death Companions and Doctors) have a massive Space!Orgy together on Pluto.
3. Miss Marple is turned into a cat while investigating vampires. She then meets Silver, who is also a cat.

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