More randomly generated nonsense

I'm tired, so I turned to the Unconventional Courtship Generator to amuse me and had to share again. I'm sorry, but I mean, you want to know all about that time Tegan had to edit the Fourth Doctor's epic erotic novel, surely . . .

( That and the time a Dalek got together with an alien banana )

(This post brought to you by the need for Brain Bleach.)