Unconventional nonsense

I had to go out yesterday, am therefore v ill again for a bit. The result was: I amused myself with the Unconventional Courtship Generator again yesterday. (I made a new customised list of random people I like from things I didn't want to make a whole list from. It didn't feel inclined to use most of them, but if the occasional intruder pops up in these, that's why.)

( under here be shenanigans and generally a lot less romance than the summaries would like to claim )