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Meme found in the wild: Make a list of all the characters in your icons. (Although you may have more than one icon of a single character, they only go on the list once.) Alphabetize it. Take the first two people on the list; that's your first pairing. Second two people; second pairing, etc. Treat us to some commentary once you're done.

I thought it'd be fun... I hadn't quite realised what a weird jumble of characters I have - some of them are there more for the action in the icon than the character. So, in most cases, let's say that instead of a commentary, a horrified silence might be more appropriate?

(Actually, it turned out better than I expected. For the first half of the alphabet, anyway.)



1. Ace & Ainsley Hayes (TWW)
This looks unlikely on the face of it, but, actually, could really work. Certainly at least as one of Ace's Girls of the Week. Ainsley would know all the best places to take her out for a meal.

2. Alistair Gordon Lethbridge-Stewart & Annie Oakley (Carry on Cowboy)
!!! This may sound random, but in fact, this is Annie Oakley from Carry On Cowboy, played by the Brigadier's Doris, Angela Douglas! True love, obviously.

3. Barbara Wright & Beatrice Eliott (HoE)
But for the fact that neither Ian/Babs, nor Jack/Bea can be broken up, ever, this would indeed be a pairing of awesome, and make quite a lot of sense.

4.Bertram Muffet (Richard O'Callaghan in Carry on Loving) & Bob Cratchit (1970 Scrooge, David Collings)
Ummm. Random reading icon and random writing icon collide in match made in... er. Well, they're both quite sweet, really. It could work out. In some strange reality where they were in the same time period/story and not married to other people. Just maybe.

5. C3PO (Star Wars) & Cally (B7)
Well. Er. (I have nothing else to say.)

6. Cassius (Julius Caesar) & Catherine Morland (Northanger Abbey)
I don't know how they would meet (unless, of course, Catherine Morland has become a companion), but given that Catherine is quite naive and Cassius is a schemer, should he decide for some reason to win her, I suspect he'd succeed. And Catherine's got more to her than first seems, so it could last. Well, not really, because of Politics and Brutus and Tragedy. But in theory.

7. Charley Pollard (DW) & Charlie Crews (Life)
LOL. They might just deserve each other. I don't think it'd work somehow, though. Not for very long.

8. Clyde Langer & D84 (from Robots of Death)
As a romantic pairing, I don't think it'd fly. But oh my, Clyde and his cute robot sidekick solve crimes and defeat aliens and... I don't know what they would be doing anywhere near each other, but still. It would be awesome.

9.A Dalek & Dani Reese (Life)
No. Really. No. One of them would be dead very shortly, and given that Dani's never met aliens, it would probably be her. That would be bad.

10. Dayna Mellanby & Del Tarrant (B7)
Ha. ♥

11. Donna Moss (TWW) & Donna Noble
Unlikely, but they are in more or less the same time period, and you could imagine they could go somewhere forever and talk about office woes and men and things. And maybe decide they might as well have each other, although I suspect not, knowing those two.

12. Eighth Doctor & Elizabeth Bennet
This really is kind of beautiful. Tough on Darcy, obviously, but well...

13. Eowyn (LoTR) & Evangeline Eliott (HoE)
It's hard to imagine. I don't think they have very much in common, even aside from the impossibility of those two worlds meeting. About the only thing I can think that would work out for them is if Evie designed Eowyn's wedding dress. And even then, Evie's modern designs might not be the best fit for Middle Earth (and she hates to compromise on her art).

14. Evelyn Carnahan (The Mummy films) & Fifth Doctor
Oh, I could see this. In fact, even given my Rick/Evie love, I'd adore to see this. I don't know quite how it'd go, but she'd ignore his being sarcastic completely, and they both love adventures.

15.First Doctor & Fourth Doctor
Only if they were both really, really drunk and had some brain bleach to hand for afterwards. And it was all the fault of the Master and the Meddling Monk and the Rani. (Probably trying to ensure the existence of the Valeyard somehow.)

16. Frobisher (DW) & Gandalf
*observes pairing of penguin-shaped whifferdill and wizard in stunned silence*

17. George Litefoot (DW) & Gerry Standing (New Tricks)
The romance would come to a grinding halt straight off. But they could totally solve crimes together. If they were in the same century.

18. Gordon Brittas (Brittas Empire) and Harry Pearce (Spooks)
A world of no, as Buffy would say. Harry would kill Mr Brittas. It would be entirely justifiable for the security of the nation. Maybe he did kill Mr Brittas. (There should also now be fic where this happened.)

19. Harry Sullivan & Henry Gordon Jago
I have a feeling that even if one of them had romantic notions, the other would remain totally oblivious. They would get on, though. And possibly fight aliens/solve crime. being old-fashioned, Harry would fit right in with Litefoot and Jago's world.

20. Ian Chesterton & Jack Maddox (HoE)
*looks back at 3* *dies laughing* Oh, well. In the true tradition of internet slashing, that's okay, then. LOL. It must be meant to be. They would, you have to admit, make an attractive foursome. And they have quite a bit in common.

21. Jenna Stannis (B7) & Johnny Finger, the Rumpo Kid (Sid James, Carry on Cowboy)
Surprisingly, I can kind of see this working. For a week or two, before one of them double crossed the other and ran off with the takings.

22. Jonathan Creek & Jools Siviter (Spooks)
Hmm. I don't think so. They could reasonably meet, but not meet and have things go well, and certainly not meet and fall in love. :lol:

23. Josiah Bartlet (TWW) & K9
Romance is probably out of the question, but, oh my (again), this should happen. This should happen now. K9 would correct him on his historical facts and it'd be brilliant. I don't know whether Bartlet would love him, or kick him in the Oval Office, but it would be great.

24. Kathryn Janeway (Voyager) & Kenny Phillips (Press Gang)
Compared to some of the pairings on this list, this seems perfectly reasonable. He'd need to be a little older, and have found a way into the future (and/or the Delta Quadrant), but he's used to a much bossier female, they've both got a good sense of humour and are reasonable human beings. Not a fairy tale match, but a thing that could work better than their canon romances. (I have faith in Kenny that he would never run off with a younger blonde at the last minute.)

25. Kerr Avon (B7) & Laura Lancing (Brittas Empire)
It could work. For a fling, anyway. Much as I do love Avon, I have to say... Laura has sufficiently bad taste in men. :lol: And she's cool-headed, intelligent and not easily impressed, so he'd have cause to be at least mildly interested.

26. Leela & Liz Shaw
They would be awesome and forever. If they ever met.

27. Lucie Miller (DW) & Lynda Day (Press Gang)
I don't think either of them would ever shut up for long enough. It would be highly amusing for the spectators of the inevitable epic argument, though. Lynda would win in the end, but Lucie wouldn't stop trying for ages. If ever. Colin could sell tickets.

28. Maddy Magellan (Jonathan Creek) & Maid Marian (Maid Marian & Her Merry Men)
Were it possible for them to meet, ever, you can kind of see it. After all, their canon(ish) relationships are not exactly ideal...

29. Marshall P Knutt (Jim Dale, Carry on Cowboy) & Martha Jones
Well. He's quite sweet and well-intentioned, and Martha's kind-hearted. And if the Brig's snitched Annie Oakley, then why not? Marshall would certainly appreciate her, unlike other people.

30. Lady Mary Crawley (DA) and the (Delgado) Master
*dies* This should happen! Of course the Delgado Master would arrive at Downton in disguise and flirt with Mary. She'd be sceptical, but it'd be amazing. Why does this not exist already? (Or maybe he disguises himself as the Archbishop of Canterbury and flirts with Violet? I don't care; it'd be wonderful.)

31. Meggie Folchart (Inkheart) & Melanie Bush
Provided Meggie was older and had escaped Inkworld, there's probably no huge reason why not. I don't think it'd ever be an ideal match, though.

32. Mortimer Folchart (Inkheart) & the Ninth Doctor
That's kind of... It shouldn't work, but it does have a strange sort of appeal. I think Nine would find Mo's experiences in being fictionalised interesting & the demands of being an unwilling hero. Mo is pretty taken, though.

33. Nyssa & Orac (B7)
Well, Orac would find her unusually logical for an organic being. Nyssa would find him fascinating. So, yes, I suppose it would end up with components all over the place...

34. Herr Otto Flick of the Gestapo (Allo Allo) & Peri Brown
Scarily, it might work for a one-off. Peri's taste in men is kind of worrying. And every villain she meets always lusts after her. Probably, however, Helga would get her out of the way with some cunning but complicated scheme involving everyone else in Nouvion. The General would probably have to be after Peri at the same time.

25. Polly (DW) & R2D2 (Star Wars)
Well, they'd like each other. She'd think he was adorable. How much further it could go, I don't know.

26. Rani & Cardinal Richelieu
I think there are rather too many obstacles in the way of this pairing. I suppose if she travelled back in time, he could plot against her and have her kidnapped but... No.

27. Robin of Kensington (Maid Marian) & Roj Blake (B7)
LOL. You know, this could explain a lot about Blake's fashion sense and the clothes available on the Liberator. (Robin of Kensington, for those who don't know the BBC Maid Marian, was a not-so-brave Robin Hood, who preferred designing the Merry Men's Lincoln Green outfits to doing any daring deeds.)

28. Rose Tyler & Rupert Giles
Oh, no, this is just kind of wrong. Can I swap the next two pairings? I should think Sam and Rose would annoy each other to death, but they might get on for one night if Rose didn't let him do much talking. And Rupert Giles/Ruth Evershed would be fabulous, and whywhywhy does that not exist in a fanfic already? (Is that cheating?)

29. Ruth Evershed (Spooks) & Sam Seaborn (TWW)
Well. Ruth could totally play Sam (for obvious Spooks-y reasons). He's very pretty, so's she, and they both have brains and ideals. It could work for a short space of time. (But see above.)

30. Sandra Pullman (New TRicks) & Sapphire (S&S)
Elements will flirt with anyone if needs be, so why not?

31. Sarah Jane Smith & Second Doctor
Sarah/Doctor? It's kind of hard to imagine it being particularly successful romantically, though, in this incarnation. Very timey-wimey, as well.

32. Servalan (B7) & Seventh Doctor
I don't know what would happen; it would not be very romantic, and there would certainly be no happy ever after, but it would be interesting to see.

33. Silver (S&S) & Sixth Doctor
Oh, Silver. I'm sorry. (Although given that he's sandwiched alphabetically between Seven and Six, this was probably the best outcome). I don't know what would happen, but it'd be interesting to find out?

34. Soolin (B7) & Spike (BtVS)
She would never give him the time of day. She would slay him. Well, unless he was good at that point (although she might still kill him anyway), but I don't think she'd do anything else with him. Unless it was somehow vital to a mission, one for which she was being paid a considerable amount of credits.

35. Spike Thompson (Press Gang) & Steel (S&S)
Elements will flirt with anyone at need (and so will Spike), but it's hard to imagine. Besides, then you'd have Lynda vs Steel and there'd probably be an apocalypse of some type.

(I think I'd cheat and swap these again - Spike and Spike would have its own logic, at least for my sense of humour, and Steel and Soolin wouldn't be out of the question in passing on an assignment.)

36. The TARDIS & Tegan Jovanka
I think this does exist in fanfic. And, given that Tegan seems to have a mind that aliens are always after, yes, I'd believe this one. (Not how many times the TARDIS lands in places that Tegan mentions? It's practically canon.)

37. Tenth Doctor & Third Doctor
Ah, yes. Of course. I know this one. It no doubt involves Ten, naked, chained to Three, covered in cake, and all the fault of the Master. Not that I would know anything about that...

38. Vicki (DW) & Vila Restal (B7)
This would be quite sweet. Although Vicki would be inclined to try and persuade Vila to do more dangerous things than he would like (but what's new?), she would adapt to a life of crime with enthusiasm. Possibly a worrying amount of enthusiasm.

39. Private Widdle (Carry on up the Khyber)
Luckily for everyone else, Private Widdle is all alone.

Date: 4 Apr 2012 01:45 pm (UTC)
ext_3965: (Ben & Freema Laughter L&O Filming)
From: [identity profile] persiflage-1.livejournal.com
Oh my life!!!

I'd do this but I think I'd break brains and need to dose everyone with brain bleach afterwards!

Date: 5 Apr 2012 05:44 am (UTC)
ext_3965: (3 Liz Martha)
From: [identity profile] persiflage-1.livejournal.com
I'll say it did! *giggles*

Date: 4 Apr 2012 04:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] justice-turtle.livejournal.com
That's the third time I've seen this meme in 24 hours, once even on a journal archive from seven years ago that I was reading through; clearly it is FATE. ;P

(LJ or DW, though, that's the question. My icons are not all the same...)

(BOTH, of course. ;P)

Also, a few responses to yours:

* I want Threepio and Cally and Clyde and D84 to all team up now. I do not know D84 really, but the other three would WIN ALL THE THINGS (although 3PO would be rather nervous about it. ...okay, time for sleep, my brain just tried to insist that his gold-coloured plating probably makes him more hyperconductive and therefore sensitive than silver-coloured 3PO units. If I remember, there will be a follow-up comment remarking on the rest later.)

Date: 5 Apr 2012 02:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] justice-turtle.livejournal.com
* FROBISHER/GANDALF. *also observes in stunned silence* (I kind of want to see how they'd get along now, though. ;P)

* Harry Sullivan and Henry Gordon Jago: I agree with you completely. (Not that I've seen Jago, but I've seen his actor in a different role? o_O ...when I don't admit this stuff I can carry on quite a Knowledgeable Who-Fan impersonation. XD)

* LIZ/LEELA FOR ALL OF THE EVERS NOW PLSKTHX. I WANT FIC OF THIS. (I might even try to write some myself if I'd seen more than, er, five minutes of Leela. Oh library, why must you be such a pain. Oh Netflix, ditto ditto.)

* Six/Silver and Seven/Servalan: I don't even know. Wow. I think the universes would explode. (I barely know Servalan, but if she is as... not "sneaky", what's the word I want? The same thing Seven is. Chess-master-ish. If she's as that-word as I get the impression she is, they would totally outmaneuver each other until they blew up the universe.)

(Six and Silver, OTOH, would just blow it up on principle through being too much alike. That amount of somewhat self-centred shininess can't exist in one universe without breaking something, I do think. XD)

* I love that you actually got Ten/Three (chained together, of course, and covered in cake. Goes without saying, which is why we keep saying it. *g* I'm working on one, y'know, intermittently, although I seem to have settled on the one possible plot that requires me to watch the entire third season of NuWho...)

ETA: Also, I am glad my flist is interesting to you! XD
Edited Date: 5 Apr 2012 03:54 am (UTC)

Date: 5 Apr 2012 11:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] justice-turtle.livejournal.com
* Well, I haven't seen Six either (at all, iirc), so I'm going off fanon and CBaker's blog / reports of his silliness at cons. (I would have seen him, only he never met the Brig, did he? The last time I had Netflix I think all the Who I watched was a Brig!tribute marathon - SJA, and Seven, and Fivey, and the audio recon of Web of Fear. (I got distracted before I hit Android Invasion, working backwards, and Zygons isn't out yet, is it? I wish to see kilt!Brig muchly.) Sixie does sound interesting, and CBaker is what they call (somewhat disturbingly to me) Good People (not precisely nice, at least in his blogging persona, but he rails at the right things in a sensible manner), it seems, so I expect I shall like him (possibly with mutterings against JNT) when I get there.

Holy Hannah, what a plethora of parentheses. ;P

* S&S is a perfectly reasonable thing to obsess about! ;-) I went off it rather quickly because my way of obsessing is to write fic and I cannot write timey-wimey fic to save my life. But there is much prettiness and good writing, and all the stars are good actors, and the special effects do not try to do what they can't. And what more do you need in a show, really? XD

* By "plot" I really more mean "setup". I couldn't just do "Delgado!Master has an Evil Plot", even though that is the cutest, because it's been done to death and I have to feel slightly Original. ;P But being a totally knowledgeable Who fan, of course I have seen Masters other than Delgado... ;P *facepalm*

(And of course I had to throw in Martha being Awesome. Because she deserves some, and she is a Ten companion, but I can't actually write Martha because I've only seen her in three eps and one of those was Blink. Hence having to see the whole of S3 instead of just the finale three-parter.)

*glares at library and Netflix too*

Date: 5 Apr 2012 03:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] justice-turtle.livejournal.com
*nods* I will definitely mutter against Eric Saward as well; I forget what exactly it was I saw him say that made me go "you are not quite a right-thinking person and I do not like you now", but there was something. I just tend to forget about him, because JNT's thing for the question-mark theme eats my brain. (Yes, I am slightly obsessed with fashion design. *g*) I don't mind Sixie's coat as much as I do Seven's jumper, but I rather liked CBaker's idea about the black leather and midlife crisis thing, so I wish that had got taken up.

(Although there have been some amazing fem!Six cosplays I have seen. I still need to draw those pictures of the fem!Doctor costumes from my story, actually...)

I never did get to the library for those, no. Would you, please? :-) I don't recall if you sent me Spectre of Lanyon Moor, but I think that and the Frobisher one were the ones I was specially interested in. You needn't bother with the others at first (I am slow with audio stuff, it takes me more energy to listen to a story than to read one. And I can't follow dialogue at all on the bus.)

Date: 4 Apr 2012 04:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] daibhid-c.livejournal.com
Heh, some interesting combinations. I might give this a go...

...So it turns out I have four icons with characters on them: Daibhid Ceannaideach, Dabihid Chelonidae, the Tenth Doctor, and Rincewind. I have therefore decided against doing this meme, because the thought of shipping my own author avatar with his toon-counterpart breaks my brain, never mind anyone else's.

Date: 4 Apr 2012 07:27 pm (UTC)
john_amend_all: (shipping)
From: [personal profile] john_amend_all
Well, if you're ever short of inspiration for ficlets, some of these might be worth writing.

Lucie / Lynda: I suspect that whether they fought or got romantic (or both), Lucie would yell "You can't fire me — I quit!" at some point, and there'd be an awful lot of tidying up needed afterwards. Possibly involving replacement of furniture.

Rani / Cardinal Richelieu: Maybe the Shopkeeper and the Captain decide to send her back in time to retrieve one of the Cardinal's possessions? And she's forced to do it using her feminine wiles? Or perhaps in the course of an adventure she runs into Ron Higgins (professional Cardinal Richelieu impersonator) as played by Michael Palin.

[Aside: I notice that on TV Tropes, someone's theorised that the Shopkeeper and the Captain are Elements: Diamond and Mercury, respectively.]

Two/Sarah could be interesting — perhaps with Season 6B Two, and SJA Sarah?

Date: 4 Apr 2012 10:03 pm (UTC)
john_amend_all: (ulkesh)
From: [personal profile] john_amend_all
There are a couple nice things in amongst the craziness, aren't there?

I'm not sure the sets of 'nice things' and 'crazy things' are entirely disjoint...

Heh, I really don't think there's any salvaging Rani/Cardinal Richelieu, to be honest!

That wouldn't be reverse psychology you're using on me, would it?

(Also, that's v interesting - although I find I instinctively disapprove of people thinking Other Characters could be Elements!)

I can see one major problem with the theory: Sarah, Clyde, Rani and all the incidental characters made it to the end of the story in one piece :-)
Edited Date: 5 Apr 2012 12:25 am (UTC)

Date: 5 Apr 2012 12:46 pm (UTC)
john_amend_all: (evil)
From: [personal profile] john_amend_all
Oh, and strictly speaking isn't the Cardinal's first name Armand? Which would have quite the ripple effect on the list: Armand / Barbara all the way down to R2D2 / Rani, if I've done it right. And then there's the question of whether Cassius is the same person as the historical Gaius Cassius Longinus...

(With those two name changes and sorting the list by surname, I got Bob Cratchit / Mary Crawley, Maid Marian / The Master, Ace / Dayna and Lucie Miller / Catherine Morland among other pairings. It seems to me that your icon list would make good material for a full-on random pairing generator).

Date: 5 Apr 2012 09:03 pm (UTC)
john_amend_all: (shipping)
From: [personal profile] john_amend_all

Your reverse psychology worked, at least to the extent of a double-drabble.

"So what's all this I hear about Rani having a new boyfriend?" Luke asked.

"It's true," Sky said eagerly. "He's very handsome and he's got a moustache and long hair and he wears a pink cloak and a hat and he's called..." She took a deep breath. "Armand Jean du Plessis Cardinal de Richelieu et de Fronsac."

Luke turned to face his mother. "You don't mean...?"

"I'm afraid so," Sarah said. "Some gang of temporal delinquents left an open time portal lying around. It took us no end of trouble to close it. And then just when we'd got it permanently sealed, we found the Cardinal in a newsagent's shop around the corner. So until we can find him a return ride to the seventeenth century, he's stuck here."

"Rani got him a job at the Barracuda Bar," Sky added. "He plays the music. Everyone calls him DJ Eminence."

"He's up to no good." Clyde folded his arms and scowled. "No way you should trust a bloke where every time he comes into a room, there's a fanfare."

"Ahem," a voice said, from the direction of the chimney breast.

Sarah glanced across at Mr Smith. "Present company excepted, I hope?"

Edited Date: 5 Apr 2012 09:04 pm (UTC)

Date: 14 Apr 2012 12:59 pm (UTC)
pedanther: (Default)
From: [personal profile] pedanther
Oh, and strictly speaking isn't the Cardinal's first name Armand?

If memory serves, strictly speaking the fictional Cardinal Richelieu doesn't have a first name at all, at least not one that his author bothered to mention. And it's not safe to assume anything, because when it comes to the only musketeer whom Dumas bothered to give a first name, the name Dumas gave him is not the same as the name his historical counterpart had.

Date: 5 Apr 2012 12:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mirandabeth.livejournal.com
I had a bunch of cartoon characters in my icons (as well as regular characters) when I did this once upon a time (http://mylla.livejournal.com/289843.html). It was really quite disturbing.

Date: 5 Apr 2012 05:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scifi-mel.livejournal.com
Oh my god! This was amazing!! I laughed so hard! So many comments to make when I'm at a proper keyboard instead of on my phone!

Date: 7 Apr 2012 09:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scifi-mel.livejournal.com
12. Eighth Doctor & Elizabeth Bennet
This is so perfect it definitely would have worked :)

Harry Sullivan & Henry Gordon Jago
Hilarious and the way you sum it up is perfect. They could be a Victorian Torchwood and learn to swear and be bisexual together ;) I mean Harry must have gone to public school so can be no stranger to such things. Jago's an old theatre type so it's not like he'd object either...

26. Leela & Liz Shaw
Remember when I told you that Liz Shaw had her own show where she was in PROBE and Louise Jameson played her boss. There was a scene where they got drunk together and there may have been some OST. I could SO see this happening!!!

Nyssa & Orac (B7)
I think this is totally cute! Wrong but totally cute!!!

34. Herr Otto Flick of the Gestapo (Allo Allo) & Peri Brown
This made me giggle lots

25. Polly (DW) & R2D2 (Star Wars)
R2 may have attachments we don't know about...

32. Servalan (B7) & Seventh Doctor
This cracked me up because in her book Jacqueline talked about how handsome she thought Colin Baker was, which amused me no end as I'd never heard anyone say that about him before. Shame the number was slightly off.

4. Soolin (B7) & Spike (BtVS)
He is so dead

Fabulous meme!

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