Happy Birthday...
Jul. 13th, 2021 02:32 pm... to the very excellent
astrogirl! May you have a lovely day! ♥
I suddenly recalled that I had written a 500 prompts drabble for you that I wasn't sure when and where to post because it was far too silly to be a thing. Clearly, a perfect birthday gift, right? (I'm sorry! The damn thing had to be done at some point.)
Title: The Vacuum of Time
Author:
thisbluespirit
Rating: G
Word Count: 100
Characters/Pairings: Fifth Doctor, Ainley Master.
Notes/Warnings: I’m so, so sorry.
Summary: The Master has been raiding the back of the High Council’s closet (again).
For
astrogirl in the 500 Prompts Meme: 001: The vacuum of time – The Master.
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“Behold, Doctor – your doom! Yes, at last – the Great Hoover of Rassilon is mine, all mine! Ahahahaha!”
“I didn’t know he was so domestically minded.”
“You won’t sneer when you experience its full power.” The Master waved a hand towards the squat object, now emitting a low, ominous hum. “It will be the last thing you ever know. Farewell, Doctor!”
The Doctor remained unperturbed. “Except, as it happens, my friends are pulling the plug on your scheme – right about now.”
The Vacuum shuddered and ceased. Smoke spiralled upwards from it, before it exploded in the Master’s face.
“Foiled again, eh?”
***
I suddenly recalled that I had written a 500 prompts drabble for you that I wasn't sure when and where to post because it was far too silly to be a thing. Clearly, a perfect birthday gift, right? (I'm sorry! The damn thing had to be done at some point.)
Title: The Vacuum of Time
Author:
Rating: G
Word Count: 100
Characters/Pairings: Fifth Doctor, Ainley Master.
Notes/Warnings: I’m so, so sorry.
Summary: The Master has been raiding the back of the High Council’s closet (again).
For
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“Behold, Doctor – your doom! Yes, at last – the Great Hoover of Rassilon is mine, all mine! Ahahahaha!”
“I didn’t know he was so domestically minded.”
“You won’t sneer when you experience its full power.” The Master waved a hand towards the squat object, now emitting a low, ominous hum. “It will be the last thing you ever know. Farewell, Doctor!”
The Doctor remained unperturbed. “Except, as it happens, my friends are pulling the plug on your scheme – right about now.”
The Vacuum shuddered and ceased. Smoke spiralled upwards from it, before it exploded in the Master’s face.
“Foiled again, eh?”
***
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Date: 2021-07-13 01:42 pm (UTC)XD XD XD I nearly spat out my coffee!!! This was hilarious! Bravo!!
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Date: 2021-07-13 08:10 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2021-07-13 03:05 pm (UTC)And, hah, that was a most excellent birthday gift, as it has started my morning off with a great big laugh. The perfect time for a lovely bit of silliness, indeed! :)
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Date: 2021-07-13 08:11 pm (UTC)Many happy returns again! ♥
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Date: 2021-07-13 08:30 pm (UTC)Thank you again!
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Date: 2021-07-14 02:05 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2021-07-14 08:04 pm (UTC)