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thisbluespiritI was feeling a bit blah for the last day (mostly because I did a mix of nice/stupid things the last couple of days!) and cheered myself up no end generating these last night. And of course, what would ever stop me sharing the continuing saga of Dalek Sec's eternally doomed attempts at a love life?
625) Return to Me by Jacqueline Thomas
Susan Foreman never had a relationship with her mother. Determined that her daughter Thirteen — put up for adoption without her knowledge — won’t suffer the same fate, she tracks the young daughter to Charleston… and to the home of her sister’s handsome best friend Neal Cassidy. The all-consuming attraction is unexpected, but when Neal learns Susan’s true motives he faces potential heartbreak and difficult decisions.
How to make the Timeless Child thing even more complicated?
565) Navy Nurse by Rosie M. Banks (really)
Harry Sullivan, handsome Navy nurse, had an attack of love at first sight. And he didn’t want to be cured.
The man was tall, good-looking and French. Thrilled by his kisses, Harry longed for the day he would be Mr. Ianto Jones.
But Ianto never talked of marriage. And he was mysterious about his private life, especially the source of his wealth.
Meanwhile, the Office of Naval Intelligence had rated Ianto “top priority.” And handsome Archie Hopper, ONI agent, was making a particularly thorough check. Archie loved Harry deeply. He’d stop at nothing to save him from the dangers that threatened his happiness — and his life.
(Mainly here just for the bonus points for very nearly 100% accurate casting of Harry.)
585) The Witch and the Werewolf by Michele Hauf
The werewolf's fate rested in the witch's hands . . .
Servalan is a quirky witch who’s on a quest to complete a dark spell that will grant her immortality – at the expense of using a live vampire's heart in the spell. She's ready to conjure that dangerous and life-changing spell, until she meets a lone werewolf and beekeeper.
Rose Tyler has secrets of her own. Her alpha allure is obvious, but Servalan senses that there’s something more to her than her raw sexiness. When Rose entrusts her with a devastating revelation, Servalan has to make a choice. Will she now sacrifice the most potent magic she’s ever worked on to be with the woman she loves?
No. No, she will not. Sorry, Rose.
614) The Duke and the Pirate Queen – Victoria Janssen
Aboard his privateering ship, The Seaflower, Captain Marvin the Paranoid Android is the law.
Ashore he answers only to his liege, Duke David Nolan. They are a powerful couple, with an intense attraction neither can disguise nor deny. As a nobleman, David is destined to wed strategically, so his seductive advances must be purely for pleasure. And what self-respecting pirate denies himself any pleasure? Their delicious dalliance is prolonged when Marvin is forced to abduct David to thwart a political plot against him.
At sea, with a stunningly virile man bound and held in his private quarters, Marvin can imagine — and enact — any number of intoxicating scenarios. The heat between captain and captive is matched only by the perils that beset The Seaflower and her crew. Violent storms, marauding corsairs and life-or-death sex games on a desert island — how fortunate for the seemingly insatiable lovers that danger and desire go hand-in-hand.
THERE WAS A CURSE.
580) Secrets of a Wallflower by Amanda McCabe
A secret shared…
But can he trust him?
In this Debutantes in Paris story, Orac is thrilled to be a writer covering the Parisian Exposition. His new role must be kept quiet ― his parents would never allow it! When enigmatic Sir Leroy discovers his ruse, he knows it could lead him into danger. With the sparks igniting between them, Leroy realises the only way to protect Orac is by staying as close to him as possible!
Yeah, Orac, if you want to keep things quiet, you just chose the right person there, congrats! (Leroy aka unofficial town crier for Storybrooke).
67) HIGH-ALTITUDE DOCTOR by SARAH MORGAN
Kathmandu, Nepal, 1300 meters above sea level
Dr Orac is an expert in his field of high-altitude medicine, and he’s about to take on the most dangerous, gruelling and emotionally testing challenge of all – Mount Everest!
Everest base Camp, 5400 meters above sea level
It is Orac’s life ambition to reach the summit – his brother died climbing it – but one man stands in his way. Brooding Dr Marvin the Paranoid Android is also on the expedition – and its their job to work together, trust each other and ensure everybody’s safety when every moment of the mountain could be fatal.
CAMP IV in the South Col – ‘the Death Zone’
Marvin’s natural instinct is to protect his determined, handsome colleague – especially as he knows he’s got secrets, and on Everest there’s nowhere to hide…
605) Baby on Her Doorstep by Rhonda Gibson
Rumplestiltskin has longed for a child of his own — but he never expected one would suddenly appear on the school steps. With a note begging him to raise the baby son, the teacher must find a new home since there’s a rule against children in the boardinghouse. His only option is becoming a temporary live-in nanny for a rancher.
Widowed single father Leroy needs a nanny for his son Lindsey McDonald immediately — even if hiring Rumplestiltskin means he’ll have to find someone else in a few months when school starts up. But after spending time with him and the little son he’s raising, he starts falling for them, and wishing their arrangement could be permanent.
223) The Secretary's Seduction by Jane Porter
From sensible secretary...to sexy siren!
Beautiful business tycoon Dayna Mellanby has just been voted News Weekly's Woman of the Year. Eager to move out of the media spotlight, Dayna decides it's time she found herself a wife. So New York's most eligible spinster proposes to the one woman she knows she can trust — her sensible assistant, Emma Peel!
Alone on her exotic private island, Dayna discovers that Emma's composed exterior hides a storm of passion and desire. The sexual attraction that had always simmered gently between them suddenly ignites into an inferno! Dayna wants Emma, but a woman this feisty will never settle for being a convenient wife. She demands nothing less than her cynical boss's heart....
160) The Rebel Doctor's Bride by Sarah Morgan
From bad boy to top-notch doc!
Sexy but dangerous! That’s how the residents of Glenmore Island remember Silver. Now he’s back – and although he’s a top-notch surgeon, the twinkle in his eye still promises he’s as rebellious as ever. It’s going to take every ounce of his charm to win over his patients… and his practice nurse the Eighth Doctor. Eight is convinced he’s the only boy at school who wasn’t kissed by Silver! Now roguish Silver has awakened a longing within him that he just can’t ignore!
Silver never imagined that Glenmore would ever feel like home – but is the rebel being tamed by idyllic island life? With Eight by his side it seems anything is possible!
318) Waterford Point by Alana Matthews
The perfect getaway was what Kevin Darling expected, not a real-life mystery that could become his next bestseller. Escaping California for Waterford Point, Maine, was supposed to be all rest and relaxation. But instead of breakfast in bed, Kevin experienced night terrors, and woke to the cries of the Weeping Willow….
Oleg Gan didn't like two things: chasing ghosts, and out-of-towners snooping around. Kevin didn't want to tangle with the sheriff, but found it hard to stay away. Despite Oleg's picture-perfect scowl and reprimands, there was more going on beneath the surface, and it needed further investigation. And what he found was a courageous hero who would give him something better than a storybook ending.
(I can see Gan as the town sheriff.)
507) A Convenient Gentleman by Victoria Aldridge
Cathy Gale is determined to make a success out of her aunt's New Zealand business. But the bank won't lend the money Cathy so desperately needs until she has a husband.
Cathy discovers Adric, the younger son of an aristocrat and the only eligible man in town, collapsed in a local bar. He grudgingly agrees to a paper marriage - if he's paid a hefty fee. They marry, and Cathy is left wondering what she's got herself into. But when the gambler turns gentleman her feelings begin to change...
I left this in because a) brain bleach required but b) simultaneously weirdly plausible scenario for how it might happen. It just definitely shouldn't.
100) Wife by Contract – Raye Morgan
BRIDE? WHAT BRIDE?
Londo Mollari came home to Alaska to find a bride and two adorable kids on his doorstep. River Song claimed she and her brood were his mail-order family, but when Londo tried to explain that it was his brother who'd sent for a new wife, the feisty beauty wouldn't hear it. And now she was determined to marry him!
River hadn't traveled all this way with her babies only to have her dreams dashed by the sexiest man she'd ever laid eyes on. It no longer mattered to her which bachelor she was supposed to wed - the only man River wanted to share the marriage bed with was Londo!
OMG.
474) ROGUE'S WIDOW, GENTLEMAN'S WIFE by Helen Dickson
Servalan is in a scrape. If she doesn't find a husband while she is in America, her father will marry her off against her will. Then Vila Restal - a dark, mysterious rogue sentenced to death for murder - inspires a plan. She'll marry him secretly and return home a widow. But sometimes even the best laid plans fall apart...
On the one hand, sorry, Vila. On the other, this could actually work! (Sorry, Vila.)
446) HER SECRET FLING by Natalie Anderson
Reporter Yasmin Khan is the most arrogant woman Dalek Sec’s ever met! So why can’t he stop fantasising about a fling with her? And more importantly, with all this intensity, can he ever keep it no-strings-attached?
251) The Bride Wore Scandal by Helen Dickson
Virgin Lord…
From the moment Jack Harkness first saw the notorious Lord Arthur Dent he couldn't control his blushes. He knew he could not hold out for long against his dark and seductive ways.
…Scandalously Pregnant!
Lord Arthur only meant to protect Jack from a dangerous highwaywoman, but he was oh so beguiling. And when Jack discovered that he was expecting, Lord Arthur knew of just one way to restore his virtue. He must make Jack his groom… before scandal ruined them both!
I mean, this probably is what would happen if you crossed Hitch-Hikers' with TW.
644) The Mistress and the Merchant by Juliet Landon
Temptation in the Italian's arms...
The new master of his late uncle's estate, Dalek Sec, longs to hide away and forget the man who betrayed him. So when handsome Kerr Avon arrives — to make amends for his brother Ford Prefect's duplicity — he's the last person Sec wants to host!
Italian merchant Avon is on a secret mission that no handsome, proud virgin will disrupt. But with their temptingly close quarters generating scandal, can Avon win Sec's trust — and his heart into the bargain?
564) The Officer and the Proper Lady by Louise Allen
Lieutenant Arnold Rimmer was a fine soldier, but he was also a flirt, a rake and a scoundrel! In general, he tried to steer clear of proper young ladies - no fun at all - and spend time with the sort of women who appreciated his finer qualities...
Mulan's duty was to find a husband, but her prospective suitors bored her to tears! Yet even talking to the incorrigible Arnold Rimmer was dangerous to marriage prospects, let alone anything more...
8-o
412) Italian Tycoon, Secret Son - Lucy Gordon
Stranded after an avalanche, Charlotte Pollard and Leroy awaited rescue and found comfort in each other’s arms. A year on, Charley goes to him – for he has her heart and she has his son! But Leroy has lost his memory. Will he claim his English bride and son?
The generator is onto how Storybrooke works, really.
501) Chosen For The Marriage Bed by Anne O'Brien
Archie Hopper is about to take the cowl when he is told he must wed his family's sworn enemy! A union with the Hopper family would serve Lord the Sixth Doctor well - if only to keep his enemies close. But Archie never expected to find Six so kind, seductive and devastatingly handsome...
(I kept this mainly because this was at least the second time that evening it had wanted Archie to be on the verge of taking holy orders, and I suppose it does sort of work.)
7)Marriage at His Convenience – Jacqueline Baird
[ Amy Pond / the Seventh Doctor ]
Amy Pond’s multimillionaire Greek lover had ruthlessly informed her that he was getting married – to someone else… But when she inherits half his company, he’s determined to protect it by marrying her. This is the only man she will ever love, but he needs to be taught a lesson!
569) Redeeming the Roguish Rake by Liz Tyner
When scandalous Tegan Jovanka is beaten and left for dead, she's rescued by demure Vicar's daughter the Thirteenth Doctor. Tegan is a cynical coquette, whose outrageous propositions are the talk of the ton — but her injuries are so great that Thirteen mistakes her for the new village Vicar! Too late, Thirteen realises her error... she's been compromised into a hasty marriage!
329) Whose Bed Is It Anyway? - Natalie Anderson
'You’re wearing my T-shirt.'
Returning home after a daring rescue mission, all the Master can think of is sleep. So he’s furious to find a handsome stranger curled up in his king-size bed! Normally no man ever gets between his sheets without prior invitation—who does he think he is?
Disgraced celebrity John Steed has been offered a place to stay and he won’t give it up—not with the paparazzi outside, baying for his blood! Reluctantly he agrees to share the apartment with the Master — but,with enough electricity to short-circuit the whole of Manhattan, keeping to their own sides of the bed might prove impossible.…
And he thought that time he wound up with Baldrick was bad...
318) Waterford Point by Alana Matthews
The perfect getaway was what Georgina Jones expected, not a real-life mystery that could become her next bestseller. Escaping California for Waterford Point, Maine, was supposed to be all rest and relaxation. But instead of breakfast in bed, Georgie experienced night terrors, and woke to the cries of the Weeping Willow….
Alistair Lethbridge-Stewart didn't like two things: chasing ghosts, and out-of-towners snooping around. Georgie didn't want to tangle with the sheriff, but found it hard to stay away. Despite Alistair's picture-perfect scowl and reprimands, there was more going on beneath the surface, and it needed further investigation. And what she found was a courageous hero who would give her something better than a storybook ending.
252) Hostage Bride by Anne Herries
Captive in the dark knight's castle…
Arthur Dent's heart is thought to be in the grave with his late husband. He's certainly thankful for the mission to restore Queen Charley to the throne; it leaves him with no time for distraction. Lord G'Kar is handsome, vulnerable, and the prey of a dangerous man. As much as Arthur wants to walk away, he's forced to keep G'Kar under lock and key in his castle. Arthur's interest in G'Kar seems to be purely one of possession — but then he discovers the dark knight wants to make him his hostage bride…
I'm not sure what's going on here, but would read.
628) Marry Me, Major by Merline Lovelace
Desperate to keep custody of his late sister’s sweet stepson, the Fourth Doctor needs to find a husband… fast. US Air Force Major G'Kar seems like the perfect candidate. A brief marriage of convenience suits them both – until G'Kar moves in. Suddenly, playing house seems a little too real…
tbf, this does sound like something that would happen if you conveniently married G'kar. (and then hilarity ensued,because Four.)
625) Return to Me by Jacqueline Thomas
Susan Foreman never had a relationship with her mother. Determined that her daughter Thirteen — put up for adoption without her knowledge — won’t suffer the same fate, she tracks the young daughter to Charleston… and to the home of her sister’s handsome best friend Neal Cassidy. The all-consuming attraction is unexpected, but when Neal learns Susan’s true motives he faces potential heartbreak and difficult decisions.
How to make the Timeless Child thing even more complicated?
565) Navy Nurse by Rosie M. Banks (really)
Harry Sullivan, handsome Navy nurse, had an attack of love at first sight. And he didn’t want to be cured.
The man was tall, good-looking and French. Thrilled by his kisses, Harry longed for the day he would be Mr. Ianto Jones.
But Ianto never talked of marriage. And he was mysterious about his private life, especially the source of his wealth.
Meanwhile, the Office of Naval Intelligence had rated Ianto “top priority.” And handsome Archie Hopper, ONI agent, was making a particularly thorough check. Archie loved Harry deeply. He’d stop at nothing to save him from the dangers that threatened his happiness — and his life.
(Mainly here just for the bonus points for very nearly 100% accurate casting of Harry.)
585) The Witch and the Werewolf by Michele Hauf
The werewolf's fate rested in the witch's hands . . .
Servalan is a quirky witch who’s on a quest to complete a dark spell that will grant her immortality – at the expense of using a live vampire's heart in the spell. She's ready to conjure that dangerous and life-changing spell, until she meets a lone werewolf and beekeeper.
Rose Tyler has secrets of her own. Her alpha allure is obvious, but Servalan senses that there’s something more to her than her raw sexiness. When Rose entrusts her with a devastating revelation, Servalan has to make a choice. Will she now sacrifice the most potent magic she’s ever worked on to be with the woman she loves?
No. No, she will not. Sorry, Rose.
614) The Duke and the Pirate Queen – Victoria Janssen
Aboard his privateering ship, The Seaflower, Captain Marvin the Paranoid Android is the law.
Ashore he answers only to his liege, Duke David Nolan. They are a powerful couple, with an intense attraction neither can disguise nor deny. As a nobleman, David is destined to wed strategically, so his seductive advances must be purely for pleasure. And what self-respecting pirate denies himself any pleasure? Their delicious dalliance is prolonged when Marvin is forced to abduct David to thwart a political plot against him.
At sea, with a stunningly virile man bound and held in his private quarters, Marvin can imagine — and enact — any number of intoxicating scenarios. The heat between captain and captive is matched only by the perils that beset The Seaflower and her crew. Violent storms, marauding corsairs and life-or-death sex games on a desert island — how fortunate for the seemingly insatiable lovers that danger and desire go hand-in-hand.
THERE WAS A CURSE.
580) Secrets of a Wallflower by Amanda McCabe
A secret shared…
But can he trust him?
In this Debutantes in Paris story, Orac is thrilled to be a writer covering the Parisian Exposition. His new role must be kept quiet ― his parents would never allow it! When enigmatic Sir Leroy discovers his ruse, he knows it could lead him into danger. With the sparks igniting between them, Leroy realises the only way to protect Orac is by staying as close to him as possible!
Yeah, Orac, if you want to keep things quiet, you just chose the right person there, congrats! (Leroy aka unofficial town crier for Storybrooke).
67) HIGH-ALTITUDE DOCTOR by SARAH MORGAN
Kathmandu, Nepal, 1300 meters above sea level
Dr Orac is an expert in his field of high-altitude medicine, and he’s about to take on the most dangerous, gruelling and emotionally testing challenge of all – Mount Everest!
Everest base Camp, 5400 meters above sea level
It is Orac’s life ambition to reach the summit – his brother died climbing it – but one man stands in his way. Brooding Dr Marvin the Paranoid Android is also on the expedition – and its their job to work together, trust each other and ensure everybody’s safety when every moment of the mountain could be fatal.
CAMP IV in the South Col – ‘the Death Zone’
Marvin’s natural instinct is to protect his determined, handsome colleague – especially as he knows he’s got secrets, and on Everest there’s nowhere to hide…
605) Baby on Her Doorstep by Rhonda Gibson
Rumplestiltskin has longed for a child of his own — but he never expected one would suddenly appear on the school steps. With a note begging him to raise the baby son, the teacher must find a new home since there’s a rule against children in the boardinghouse. His only option is becoming a temporary live-in nanny for a rancher.
Widowed single father Leroy needs a nanny for his son Lindsey McDonald immediately — even if hiring Rumplestiltskin means he’ll have to find someone else in a few months when school starts up. But after spending time with him and the little son he’s raising, he starts falling for them, and wishing their arrangement could be permanent.
223) The Secretary's Seduction by Jane Porter
From sensible secretary...to sexy siren!
Beautiful business tycoon Dayna Mellanby has just been voted News Weekly's Woman of the Year. Eager to move out of the media spotlight, Dayna decides it's time she found herself a wife. So New York's most eligible spinster proposes to the one woman she knows she can trust — her sensible assistant, Emma Peel!
Alone on her exotic private island, Dayna discovers that Emma's composed exterior hides a storm of passion and desire. The sexual attraction that had always simmered gently between them suddenly ignites into an inferno! Dayna wants Emma, but a woman this feisty will never settle for being a convenient wife. She demands nothing less than her cynical boss's heart....
160) The Rebel Doctor's Bride by Sarah Morgan
From bad boy to top-notch doc!
Sexy but dangerous! That’s how the residents of Glenmore Island remember Silver. Now he’s back – and although he’s a top-notch surgeon, the twinkle in his eye still promises he’s as rebellious as ever. It’s going to take every ounce of his charm to win over his patients… and his practice nurse the Eighth Doctor. Eight is convinced he’s the only boy at school who wasn’t kissed by Silver! Now roguish Silver has awakened a longing within him that he just can’t ignore!
Silver never imagined that Glenmore would ever feel like home – but is the rebel being tamed by idyllic island life? With Eight by his side it seems anything is possible!
318) Waterford Point by Alana Matthews
The perfect getaway was what Kevin Darling expected, not a real-life mystery that could become his next bestseller. Escaping California for Waterford Point, Maine, was supposed to be all rest and relaxation. But instead of breakfast in bed, Kevin experienced night terrors, and woke to the cries of the Weeping Willow….
Oleg Gan didn't like two things: chasing ghosts, and out-of-towners snooping around. Kevin didn't want to tangle with the sheriff, but found it hard to stay away. Despite Oleg's picture-perfect scowl and reprimands, there was more going on beneath the surface, and it needed further investigation. And what he found was a courageous hero who would give him something better than a storybook ending.
(I can see Gan as the town sheriff.)
507) A Convenient Gentleman by Victoria Aldridge
Cathy Gale is determined to make a success out of her aunt's New Zealand business. But the bank won't lend the money Cathy so desperately needs until she has a husband.
Cathy discovers Adric, the younger son of an aristocrat and the only eligible man in town, collapsed in a local bar. He grudgingly agrees to a paper marriage - if he's paid a hefty fee. They marry, and Cathy is left wondering what she's got herself into. But when the gambler turns gentleman her feelings begin to change...
I left this in because a) brain bleach required but b) simultaneously weirdly plausible scenario for how it might happen. It just definitely shouldn't.
100) Wife by Contract – Raye Morgan
BRIDE? WHAT BRIDE?
Londo Mollari came home to Alaska to find a bride and two adorable kids on his doorstep. River Song claimed she and her brood were his mail-order family, but when Londo tried to explain that it was his brother who'd sent for a new wife, the feisty beauty wouldn't hear it. And now she was determined to marry him!
River hadn't traveled all this way with her babies only to have her dreams dashed by the sexiest man she'd ever laid eyes on. It no longer mattered to her which bachelor she was supposed to wed - the only man River wanted to share the marriage bed with was Londo!
OMG.
474) ROGUE'S WIDOW, GENTLEMAN'S WIFE by Helen Dickson
Servalan is in a scrape. If she doesn't find a husband while she is in America, her father will marry her off against her will. Then Vila Restal - a dark, mysterious rogue sentenced to death for murder - inspires a plan. She'll marry him secretly and return home a widow. But sometimes even the best laid plans fall apart...
On the one hand, sorry, Vila. On the other, this could actually work! (Sorry, Vila.)
446) HER SECRET FLING by Natalie Anderson
Reporter Yasmin Khan is the most arrogant woman Dalek Sec’s ever met! So why can’t he stop fantasising about a fling with her? And more importantly, with all this intensity, can he ever keep it no-strings-attached?
251) The Bride Wore Scandal by Helen Dickson
Virgin Lord…
From the moment Jack Harkness first saw the notorious Lord Arthur Dent he couldn't control his blushes. He knew he could not hold out for long against his dark and seductive ways.
…Scandalously Pregnant!
Lord Arthur only meant to protect Jack from a dangerous highwaywoman, but he was oh so beguiling. And when Jack discovered that he was expecting, Lord Arthur knew of just one way to restore his virtue. He must make Jack his groom… before scandal ruined them both!
I mean, this probably is what would happen if you crossed Hitch-Hikers' with TW.
644) The Mistress and the Merchant by Juliet Landon
Temptation in the Italian's arms...
The new master of his late uncle's estate, Dalek Sec, longs to hide away and forget the man who betrayed him. So when handsome Kerr Avon arrives — to make amends for his brother Ford Prefect's duplicity — he's the last person Sec wants to host!
Italian merchant Avon is on a secret mission that no handsome, proud virgin will disrupt. But with their temptingly close quarters generating scandal, can Avon win Sec's trust — and his heart into the bargain?
564) The Officer and the Proper Lady by Louise Allen
Lieutenant Arnold Rimmer was a fine soldier, but he was also a flirt, a rake and a scoundrel! In general, he tried to steer clear of proper young ladies - no fun at all - and spend time with the sort of women who appreciated his finer qualities...
Mulan's duty was to find a husband, but her prospective suitors bored her to tears! Yet even talking to the incorrigible Arnold Rimmer was dangerous to marriage prospects, let alone anything more...
8-o
412) Italian Tycoon, Secret Son - Lucy Gordon
Stranded after an avalanche, Charlotte Pollard and Leroy awaited rescue and found comfort in each other’s arms. A year on, Charley goes to him – for he has her heart and she has his son! But Leroy has lost his memory. Will he claim his English bride and son?
The generator is onto how Storybrooke works, really.
501) Chosen For The Marriage Bed by Anne O'Brien
Archie Hopper is about to take the cowl when he is told he must wed his family's sworn enemy! A union with the Hopper family would serve Lord the Sixth Doctor well - if only to keep his enemies close. But Archie never expected to find Six so kind, seductive and devastatingly handsome...
(I kept this mainly because this was at least the second time that evening it had wanted Archie to be on the verge of taking holy orders, and I suppose it does sort of work.)
7)Marriage at His Convenience – Jacqueline Baird
[ Amy Pond / the Seventh Doctor ]
Amy Pond’s multimillionaire Greek lover had ruthlessly informed her that he was getting married – to someone else… But when she inherits half his company, he’s determined to protect it by marrying her. This is the only man she will ever love, but he needs to be taught a lesson!
569) Redeeming the Roguish Rake by Liz Tyner
When scandalous Tegan Jovanka is beaten and left for dead, she's rescued by demure Vicar's daughter the Thirteenth Doctor. Tegan is a cynical coquette, whose outrageous propositions are the talk of the ton — but her injuries are so great that Thirteen mistakes her for the new village Vicar! Too late, Thirteen realises her error... she's been compromised into a hasty marriage!
329) Whose Bed Is It Anyway? - Natalie Anderson
'You’re wearing my T-shirt.'
Returning home after a daring rescue mission, all the Master can think of is sleep. So he’s furious to find a handsome stranger curled up in his king-size bed! Normally no man ever gets between his sheets without prior invitation—who does he think he is?
Disgraced celebrity John Steed has been offered a place to stay and he won’t give it up—not with the paparazzi outside, baying for his blood! Reluctantly he agrees to share the apartment with the Master — but,with enough electricity to short-circuit the whole of Manhattan, keeping to their own sides of the bed might prove impossible.…
And he thought that time he wound up with Baldrick was bad...
318) Waterford Point by Alana Matthews
The perfect getaway was what Georgina Jones expected, not a real-life mystery that could become her next bestseller. Escaping California for Waterford Point, Maine, was supposed to be all rest and relaxation. But instead of breakfast in bed, Georgie experienced night terrors, and woke to the cries of the Weeping Willow….
Alistair Lethbridge-Stewart didn't like two things: chasing ghosts, and out-of-towners snooping around. Georgie didn't want to tangle with the sheriff, but found it hard to stay away. Despite Alistair's picture-perfect scowl and reprimands, there was more going on beneath the surface, and it needed further investigation. And what she found was a courageous hero who would give her something better than a storybook ending.
252) Hostage Bride by Anne Herries
Captive in the dark knight's castle…
Arthur Dent's heart is thought to be in the grave with his late husband. He's certainly thankful for the mission to restore Queen Charley to the throne; it leaves him with no time for distraction. Lord G'Kar is handsome, vulnerable, and the prey of a dangerous man. As much as Arthur wants to walk away, he's forced to keep G'Kar under lock and key in his castle. Arthur's interest in G'Kar seems to be purely one of possession — but then he discovers the dark knight wants to make him his hostage bride…
I'm not sure what's going on here, but would read.
628) Marry Me, Major by Merline Lovelace
Desperate to keep custody of his late sister’s sweet stepson, the Fourth Doctor needs to find a husband… fast. US Air Force Major G'Kar seems like the perfect candidate. A brief marriage of convenience suits them both – until G'Kar moves in. Suddenly, playing house seems a little too real…
tbf, this does sound like something that would happen if you conveniently married G'kar. (and then hilarity ensued,because Four.)
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Date: 30 Apr 2023 05:54 pm (UTC)I laughed so hard at this one it's a wonder I didn't burst something!!
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Date: 30 Apr 2023 06:47 pm (UTC)Of course not. Servalan doesn't know the meaning of the word sacrifice (at least not if she's the one doing it).
Brooding Dr Marvin the Paranoid Android is also on the expedition – and its their job to work together, trust each other and ensure everybody’s safety when every moment of the mountain could be fatal.
They're dead, then. Marvin is not going to save anyone - what would be the point?
I think I want that Dayna/Emma Peel crossover. These are two people who need to meet.
She'll marry him secretly and return home a widow. But sometimes even the best laid plans fall apart...
I think it's safe to say that this one will not and Vila is going to die.
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Date: 30 Apr 2023 07:34 pm (UTC)Those two would definitely be fun!
And I'm very entertained by it's roles for Servalan this time. XD She will absolutely sacrifice Rose! I can see Vila perhaps managing to try and find reasons to stay useful to her until he can escape, but certainly Servalan wouldn't have any problem about murderous marriage plans!!
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Date: 30 Apr 2023 07:32 pm (UTC)I'm also impressed by the Orac/Marvin the Paranoid Android ship. I mean, it would be 100% unlike anything the random generator suggested, but it is certainly an interesting idea XD
also, I have only a faint fandom osmosis knowledge of River Song, but even that's enough to want to see the hilarious situation with Londo being saddled with a surprise mail order family XD
On the one hand, sorry, Vila. On the other, this could actually work! (Sorry, Vila.)
Ahahaha. but yeah XD
tbf, this does sound like something that would happen if you conveniently married G'kar.
Can't disagree... (Arthur Dent/G'Kar is something else though XD)
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Date: 30 Apr 2023 08:09 pm (UTC)Absolutely! XD
also, I have only a faint fandom osmosis knowledge of River Song, but even that's enough to want to see the hilarious situation with Londo being saddled with a surprise mail order family XD
It is a combination of pure genius, especially with this summary: characters who would turn up at the door claiming to be a mail order brid? River. Characters who would totally somehow order a mail order bride (and expect Vir to sort out the mess)? Londo. He would be about equal parts delighted and horrified - River would be very much up for full tentacle exploration and she'd insist on an open relationship (he'd be, like, husband no 5), but at the same time she would not be fobbed off from whatever she actually wanted and she's pretty tricky to deal with. Amazing. :-) I don't know about the babies, though. I dread to think where they came from, but i hope Vir is around for that part.
tbf, this does sound like something that would happen if you conveniently married G'kar.
Can't disagree... (Arthur Dent/G'Kar is something else though XD)
XD "It was just for the Green Card, G'kar! We went over this!!" Meanwhile, he's moved in and changed all the curtains and is lighting candles in the kitchen and cooking God knows what in there.
Arthur Dent/G'kar is kind of sweet in a weird way, yes.
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Date: 1 May 2023 06:46 am (UTC)Yep, I could definitely see that XD
Meanwhile, he's moved in and changed all the curtains and is lighting candles in the kitchen and cooking God knows what in there.
While singing loudly! :DD
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Date: 1 May 2023 05:47 pm (UTC)Yes! XD
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Date: 30 Apr 2023 08:13 pm (UTC)That really does sound in character.
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Date: 30 Apr 2023 08:27 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 30 Apr 2023 09:09 pm (UTC)As for 67, I'm sure Marvin would be nothing but sunny and optimistic about the prospects of entering a place called 'The Death Zone'.
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Date: 1 May 2023 05:47 pm (UTC)I don't think that'd be obligatory if she's not a centauri, would it?
As for 67, I'm sure Marvin would be nothing but sunny and optimistic about the prospects of entering a place called 'The Death Zone'.
With Orac for company, too. What could possibly go wrong?
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Date: 30 Apr 2023 09:47 pm (UTC)I'd forgot about plot generators, but coming back to Dreamwidth after a prolonged absence, and being greeted by all of these was a great way to snicker myself back into posting. Thanks for sharing! (Also, I would totally read something about Dr. Silver.)
Happy Sunday (even if it's largely over in your time zone.)
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Date: 1 May 2023 05:46 pm (UTC)<3<3<3
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Date: 1 May 2023 02:28 am (UTC)And River/Londo sort of horrifies me, but, dammit, now I kind of want it.
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Date: 1 May 2023 05:45 pm (UTC)Exactly! I do love the ones where the obvious intended answer to the summary's question is entirely nuked by the generator's casting.
And River/Londo sort of horrifies me, but, dammit, now I kind of want it.
Me, too! I mean, given what they're both like, it seems kind of inevitable that he could be one of her husbands (and she one of his wives).
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Date: 1 May 2023 03:14 pm (UTC)Cathy feelings change: Adric is worse than she thought?
:-D
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Date: 1 May 2023 05:43 pm (UTC)That's what I was assuming, anyway! XD I do like that it seems to have Servalan's measure now.
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Date: 2 May 2023 05:53 am (UTC)Where everything's made up and the plots don't matter?
My mind is reeling at gay!pirate!Marvin.
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Date: 2 May 2023 09:04 am (UTC)Nobody asked him if he wanted to be one! XD