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thisbluespiritI'm a bit too tired to do what I wanted to do this evening (although I have done what I needed to do, so there's that). Anyway, I remembered I made a DW companion-swap generator that one time!
Obv I have to share some results, which either amused me or I would absolutely read, or both:
The Twelfth Doctor and Bernice in an adventure with a stolen vehicle, armed only with their wits and art.
The Sixth Doctor and Clara in an adventure with a double bluff that backfires, armed only with their wits and cue cards.
The Thirteenth Doctor and Wilf in an adventure with the Sea Devils, armed only with their wits and one telephone call.
The Seventh Doctor and Tegan and Turlough in an adventure inside a lighthouse, armed only with their wits and a secret escape route.
The Eleventh Doctor and Jackie in an adventure overthrowing the government, armed only with their wits and some cheating.
The Ninth Doctor and Yaz and Dan in an adventure with a stuck button, armed only with their wits and a candle.
The Sixth Doctor and Anji in an adventure with vampires, armed only with their wits and Bessie.
And, of course, since it is the funniest, also some Unconventional Courtship Generator summaries
669) Season of Shadows by Yvonne Whittal
'Can you think of a better solution?'
Sarah Jane Smith's mind searched frantically for alternatives. She simply could not marry this cold cynical man. But her newly orphaned niece, the Thirteenth Doctor, needed both Harry Sullivan and her for a stable home life.
Sarah Jane stared at Harry in helpless confusion and finally replied hoarsely, 'No—'
Totally immersed in her own feelings, she flinched in surprise at Harry's harsh reaction. 'Do you think I want this marriage any more than you do?'
504) Masquerading Mistress by Sophia James
[Lucie Miller / Kryten]
The war-scarred Kryten, Duke of Penborne, can scarcely believe it when a beautiful stranger comes to London proclaiming to be his lover. Courtesan or charlatan? Kryten is intrigued by both sides of this mysterious, sensual woman. There's a vulnerability beneath her smile and easy laughter. Could she be the one to mend a life he'd thought damaged beyond repair?
375) ABOUT LAST SUMMER - SANDRA PANTING
Bad Boy… Best Man.
Tegan Jovanka – type A personality, dutiful daughter, and manager of the family event planning business – is organizing her sister’s wedding. Which is awkward, since last summer she fell into bed with the best man.
Wesley Wyndam-Price is all wrong for her – commitment-phobic, recently divorced, and living on the other side of the country. He never promised her a future, and he doesn’t want anyone to know about their past. But history does have a way of repeating itself… and with the wedding coming up, their little secret is harder and harder to keep!
[Is this one of Tegan's disastrous 3 marriages?]
603) Betrothed to the Barbarian by Carol Townend
A less than perfect princess…
Princess Romanadvoratrelundar of Constantinople is to marry Duchess Servalan, General-in-Chief of the army, a woman chosen for her by the Emperor. An imperial princess must always do her duty: be beautiful, obedient and pure. But Romana spent ten years in exile in a barbarian land. There, once, she might have forgotten protocol. Forgotten enough to have given birth to a baby in secret. As her wedding night approaches Romana finds she wants to share her bed with the Duchess, except she knows she’s on the verge of revealing her biggest sin…
So... you know how Servalan wore Romana's cloak that one time? XD
561) Cursed By Cupid by Wendy Sparrow
With luck, they might survive their first date...
Dear Reader, this letter is to inform you of Cupid’s curse, which will fall upon you if you don’t pass this email on to three friends within three hours.
Dave Lister didn’t believe in the curse and now he hasn’t had a second date in three years… because all his first dates end in disaster. In fact, he just accidentally punched a gal in the face, leaving him without a date for Valentine’s Day!
Snow White isn’t sure if the curse is real or not, but if dating Dave means occasionally getting assaulted with a chocolate shake or nearly electrocuted, it’s worth the risk. Armed with more lucky charms than a bowl of cereal, Snow White will have to battle flying swords, Russian mail-order brides, and shrimp linguini if she’s going to win the boy.
OF COURSE Lister is cursed. OF COURSE Snow will try to fix it. Disturbingly plausuble, will not end romantically.
587) Raintree Oracle by Linda Winstead Jones
Out of control…
For years Clara Oswald has battled against the visions of disaster that sweep over her without warning. Now she’s determined to vanquish them. And there’s only one man who can help: wizard the Sixth Doctor.
Six has one objective: protect his son, David Nolan, from those who would use his exceptional powers for evil. Trusting Clara, with her ties to the infamous Oswald clan, seems reckless. But when Six’s village is invaded, Clara could be Six’s only hope of keeping his son safe. And, as the pair work together to defend David, an unexpected and fierce desire begins to burn between them…
501) Chosen For The Marriage Bed by Anne O'Brien
Cora is about to take the veil when she is told she must wed her family's sworn enemy! A union with the Mills family would serve Lord Wesley Wyndam-Price well - if only to keep his enemies close. But Cora never expected to find Wesley so kind, seductive and devastatingly handsome...
Obv I have to share some results, which either amused me or I would absolutely read, or both:
The Twelfth Doctor and Bernice in an adventure with a stolen vehicle, armed only with their wits and art.
The Sixth Doctor and Clara in an adventure with a double bluff that backfires, armed only with their wits and cue cards.
The Thirteenth Doctor and Wilf in an adventure with the Sea Devils, armed only with their wits and one telephone call.
The Seventh Doctor and Tegan and Turlough in an adventure inside a lighthouse, armed only with their wits and a secret escape route.
The Eleventh Doctor and Jackie in an adventure overthrowing the government, armed only with their wits and some cheating.
The Ninth Doctor and Yaz and Dan in an adventure with a stuck button, armed only with their wits and a candle.
The Sixth Doctor and Anji in an adventure with vampires, armed only with their wits and Bessie.
And, of course, since it is the funniest, also some Unconventional Courtship Generator summaries
669) Season of Shadows by Yvonne Whittal
'Can you think of a better solution?'
Sarah Jane Smith's mind searched frantically for alternatives. She simply could not marry this cold cynical man. But her newly orphaned niece, the Thirteenth Doctor, needed both Harry Sullivan and her for a stable home life.
Sarah Jane stared at Harry in helpless confusion and finally replied hoarsely, 'No—'
Totally immersed in her own feelings, she flinched in surprise at Harry's harsh reaction. 'Do you think I want this marriage any more than you do?'
504) Masquerading Mistress by Sophia James
[Lucie Miller / Kryten]
The war-scarred Kryten, Duke of Penborne, can scarcely believe it when a beautiful stranger comes to London proclaiming to be his lover. Courtesan or charlatan? Kryten is intrigued by both sides of this mysterious, sensual woman. There's a vulnerability beneath her smile and easy laughter. Could she be the one to mend a life he'd thought damaged beyond repair?
375) ABOUT LAST SUMMER - SANDRA PANTING
Bad Boy… Best Man.
Tegan Jovanka – type A personality, dutiful daughter, and manager of the family event planning business – is organizing her sister’s wedding. Which is awkward, since last summer she fell into bed with the best man.
Wesley Wyndam-Price is all wrong for her – commitment-phobic, recently divorced, and living on the other side of the country. He never promised her a future, and he doesn’t want anyone to know about their past. But history does have a way of repeating itself… and with the wedding coming up, their little secret is harder and harder to keep!
[Is this one of Tegan's disastrous 3 marriages?]
603) Betrothed to the Barbarian by Carol Townend
A less than perfect princess…
Princess Romanadvoratrelundar of Constantinople is to marry Duchess Servalan, General-in-Chief of the army, a woman chosen for her by the Emperor. An imperial princess must always do her duty: be beautiful, obedient and pure. But Romana spent ten years in exile in a barbarian land. There, once, she might have forgotten protocol. Forgotten enough to have given birth to a baby in secret. As her wedding night approaches Romana finds she wants to share her bed with the Duchess, except she knows she’s on the verge of revealing her biggest sin…
So... you know how Servalan wore Romana's cloak that one time? XD
561) Cursed By Cupid by Wendy Sparrow
With luck, they might survive their first date...
Dear Reader, this letter is to inform you of Cupid’s curse, which will fall upon you if you don’t pass this email on to three friends within three hours.
Dave Lister didn’t believe in the curse and now he hasn’t had a second date in three years… because all his first dates end in disaster. In fact, he just accidentally punched a gal in the face, leaving him without a date for Valentine’s Day!
Snow White isn’t sure if the curse is real or not, but if dating Dave means occasionally getting assaulted with a chocolate shake or nearly electrocuted, it’s worth the risk. Armed with more lucky charms than a bowl of cereal, Snow White will have to battle flying swords, Russian mail-order brides, and shrimp linguini if she’s going to win the boy.
OF COURSE Lister is cursed. OF COURSE Snow will try to fix it. Disturbingly plausuble, will not end romantically.
587) Raintree Oracle by Linda Winstead Jones
Out of control…
For years Clara Oswald has battled against the visions of disaster that sweep over her without warning. Now she’s determined to vanquish them. And there’s only one man who can help: wizard the Sixth Doctor.
Six has one objective: protect his son, David Nolan, from those who would use his exceptional powers for evil. Trusting Clara, with her ties to the infamous Oswald clan, seems reckless. But when Six’s village is invaded, Clara could be Six’s only hope of keeping his son safe. And, as the pair work together to defend David, an unexpected and fierce desire begins to burn between them…
501) Chosen For The Marriage Bed by Anne O'Brien
Cora is about to take the veil when she is told she must wed her family's sworn enemy! A union with the Mills family would serve Lord Wesley Wyndam-Price well - if only to keep his enemies close. But Cora never expected to find Wesley so kind, seductive and devastatingly handsome...
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Date: 3 Dec 2024 09:18 pm (UTC)* reads the Snow one* They were cursed!!
And here’s one I got-
32)INTIMATE KNOWLEDGE by AMANDA STEVENS
Silhouette Intrigue
An accidental run-in?
A benign business trip to Mexico turns sinister when one woman turns up dead and another – impossibly – returns in the flesh!
Rumplestiltskin couldn’t believe his eyes when he saw his fiancée, Cora, a woman who had been languishing in a coma for months, on board a passing yacht with a woman who would die within hours. But this Cora wasn’t the kindly accountant he’d fallen in love with, who knew him intimately as though she’d read a brief on his needs and desires. This woman was altogether different. Tougher, stronger-sexier than he’d known. And he secretly liked it. Soon Rumplestiltskin found himself drawn into a deadly conspiracy. But would his heart end up as collateral damage...?
( 😳 )
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Date: 4 Dec 2024 08:55 pm (UTC)* reads the Snow one* They were cursed!!
Exactly! XD
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Date: 4 Dec 2024 02:56 pm (UTC)'Cursed by Cupid' sounds like a real script, lol.
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Date: 4 Dec 2024 08:56 pm (UTC)I think the generator really hit on something there. XD
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Date: 5 Dec 2024 06:42 pm (UTC)I would pay money to see this. They'd clash like MAD, but ultimately adore each other.
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