15 Characters Meme - Reveal (Part 2)
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thisbluespiritThe list of characters again:
1. Silver (Sapphire & Steel)
2. Ruth Evershed (Spooks)
3. Yoda (Star Wars)
4. Lieutenant Hubert Gruber (Allo Allo)
5. Jenna Stannis (B7)
6. Donna Noble (Doctor Who)
7. Ainsley!Master (DW)
8. Romana I (DW)
9. Seventh Doctor (DW)
10. Captain Kathryn Janeway (Star Trek)
11. Granny Weatherwax (Discworld)
12. Bertie Wooster (P G Wodehouse)
13. Kerr Avon (B7)
14. Long John Silver (Treasure Island)
15. Eleventh Doctor (DW)
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lizzie_marie_23's questions:
Silver, The Master, and Bertie Wooster get lost in the jungle. Who faints, who takes charge, and who defends them from the evil version of Donna Noble?
Oh, dear. Those are not three people born to work together, or co-operate for very long at all. Well, Bertie is bound to be the one to faint, the Master would obviously try to take charge, but since Silver wouldn't take much notice of him and Bertie is fainting and getting into trouble, it's not going to get anyone very far. Which leaves Silver to defend them from the evil version of Donna Noble. He probably would be able to do it, somehow, but whether he'd bother or just steal Bertie's tie pin and get himself out is another question entirely. Although, that could leave Bertie lost in the jungle and the Master taking up with evil!Donna. And, assuming that Jeeves can locate Bertie anywhere, which he probably can, it's a relatively happy ending all round.
Avon and Seven go on a blind date. How does it go?
Well, for a start, both of them are there for ulterior motives and not for romance, but, um, it could go well, it could go really, really badly. It depends what it is they both actually want at the time. If it's something they could agree over, it could go well. If their aims are opposing, then, well, probably not even Avon could stop a particularly determined and scheming Seven - but he'd make it as difficult as he could.
Lt Gruber enters a talent show. What's the talent and does (s)he win?
Hee. This one is easy. As watchers of Allo Allo know, Gruber can actually play the piano and sing quite nicely (or at least, compared to certain other people, anyway). Whether or not he would win depends on the competition, but I imagine he'd do respectably, come somewhere in the middle and enjoy himself quite a bit. Better than being asked to shoot peasants, after all. That sort of thing upsets him and makes him unpopular.
john_elliott:
Donna Noble, Romana I and Avon are trapped for hours in a broken lift. When rescue arrives, are they still there, and in what state?
Hmm. Hard to decide. I think they'd probably manage to get out between them, really. If not, it depends. I think I see Donna and Avon at each other's throats with Romana refereeing. But then Romana would cope, I'm sure. ... And now I'm just wondering whether or not this is true, or if they might do something even scarier. *pictures random trapped-in-lift Donna/Avon scenario* *aargh, can't stop picturing Donna/Avon* *wonders if there is Donna/Avon fanfic*
Erm. Oh, help. It might even turn into a threesome, what with Romana's spirit of scientific curiosity. *RUNS*
However, one thing I do know - you probably don't want to be the person who lets them out of the lift if they don't escape themselves. I mean, you really, really don't, not if you value your eardrums and/or your life.
Jenna and Bertie Wooster are recruited as spies. Do they (a) complete their mission, and (b) get out alive?
:lol: Um, well, this depends very much on whether they undertake the mission together or separately. If the former, no, and probably, no. If the latter, then yes and probably yes for Jenna (or at least made enough other people sorry as she went); and no, and no for Bertie. Also, it does beg the question of who is recruiting them and why? Because if they were a double agent who wanted to doom the mission, they wouldn't ask Jenna, and if they were genuine, they'd have to be v stupid to ask Bertie. A cunning dual-pronged approach? I suppose the only person who could be responsible is Ruth. In which case, they might get out alive, after all.
Why is Ten naked, chained to Three and covered in cake?
I... I... Okay, ladies and gentlemen, I give you: Captain Kathryn Janeway, naked, covered in cake and chained to Yoda.
And beyond observing that I trust this was still when her hair was long enough for her to pull a Lady Godiva, I don't think there is anything else I can say, least of all why. But once they get out, which isn't going to take long, somebody's going to be very, very sorry.
primsong
The Master goes to Granny Weatherwax's used vehicle lot to purchase a vehicle. Long John Silver offers unsolicited advice about it. What kind is it, and does the Master get a good deal?
It's... a bit hard to imagine this happening under any circumstances (oh, dear, oh dear, :Lol:) but I can't think for a minute that the Master could get a good deal out of this. He's not a very good judge of things, Long John Silver's advice would be unlikely to be helpful in any way, and since about the only vehicle Granny Weatherwax could conceivably be selling would be one extremely unreliable used broomstick, well... Watching the Master attempt to fly it would be highly amusing, though.
Ruth, Jenna, Seven and Bertie are trapped in a cabin with a pile of board games. What do they play (if any)? Who cheats? Who throws a tantrum when they don't win?
Hah. They'd all probably enjoy that, especially Ruth and Seven. Well, Seven would probably cheat in some way, and Jenna might, given reason. Actually, so might Ruth, and Bertie might accidentally through insufficient grasp of the rules. I think they'd play the usual - Monopoly, Cluedo, Snakes & Ladders etc etc. It's hard to imagine any of them having a tantrum - Bertie might sulk once he kept losing, but not that much and not for long. However, if anyone does, it's bound to be caused by Monopoly. Monopoly is a dangerous game and I could see Ruth throwing in random new rules to liven things up. A brief everyone-everyone row, maybe?
arnie1967
Eleven and Yoda steal a spaceship to go rescue Seven. Where is Seven, why is s/he in trouble, and who's in charge on the ship?
Eleven and Yoda steal a spaceship! I'm sorry, did something come after that? Okay... Well, it is bound to be something timey-wimey that has left Seven in need of rescuing, maybe involving the Daleks or the Master, or something and Eleven feels like annoying his former self by trumping his schemes with new, even more complicated ones. Yoda and Eleven both think they're the one in charge and get on happily that way. Besides, they have a spaceship to play with and someone to rescue, who'll be very annoyed when they turn up. What could be better?
Avon decides to move to another continent. Which continent and why? Is Gruber in favour of it or against it and will he try to sabotage the move?
After that thing with the Really Sinister Birthday Party (see last post), I should think he would be thoroughly relieved and hope he left as quickly as possible. As to which continent, I don't know. Whichever continent was the logical place to be. Or had Blake on it. Or had Servalan, possibly. Or Orac told him to go to America for secret reasons of his own.
In any case, I can't see Gruber ever trying to sabotage Avon! Well, not unless he was being forced to by the Colonel or somebody due to complicated and improbable circumstances in which Avon was trying to take away sausages containing the forgeries/genuine copies of the fallen madonna/vase with the big daisies/dynamite/batteries/actual sausage. Which, come to think of it, Avon probably would. Oh, my, that would be one surreal fic. Avon should totally steal the sausages from Cafe Rene, attempt to smuggle them out and Gruber be the one picked on to stop him...
1. Silver (Sapphire & Steel)
2. Ruth Evershed (Spooks)
3. Yoda (Star Wars)
4. Lieutenant Hubert Gruber (Allo Allo)
5. Jenna Stannis (B7)
6. Donna Noble (Doctor Who)
7. Ainsley!Master (DW)
8. Romana I (DW)
9. Seventh Doctor (DW)
10. Captain Kathryn Janeway (Star Trek)
11. Granny Weatherwax (Discworld)
12. Bertie Wooster (P G Wodehouse)
13. Kerr Avon (B7)
14. Long John Silver (Treasure Island)
15. Eleventh Doctor (DW)
lizzie_marie_23's questions:Silver, The Master, and Bertie Wooster get lost in the jungle. Who faints, who takes charge, and who defends them from the evil version of Donna Noble?
Oh, dear. Those are not three people born to work together, or co-operate for very long at all. Well, Bertie is bound to be the one to faint, the Master would obviously try to take charge, but since Silver wouldn't take much notice of him and Bertie is fainting and getting into trouble, it's not going to get anyone very far. Which leaves Silver to defend them from the evil version of Donna Noble. He probably would be able to do it, somehow, but whether he'd bother or just steal Bertie's tie pin and get himself out is another question entirely. Although, that could leave Bertie lost in the jungle and the Master taking up with evil!Donna. And, assuming that Jeeves can locate Bertie anywhere, which he probably can, it's a relatively happy ending all round.
Avon and Seven go on a blind date. How does it go?
Well, for a start, both of them are there for ulterior motives and not for romance, but, um, it could go well, it could go really, really badly. It depends what it is they both actually want at the time. If it's something they could agree over, it could go well. If their aims are opposing, then, well, probably not even Avon could stop a particularly determined and scheming Seven - but he'd make it as difficult as he could.
Lt Gruber enters a talent show. What's the talent and does (s)he win?
Hee. This one is easy. As watchers of Allo Allo know, Gruber can actually play the piano and sing quite nicely (or at least, compared to certain other people, anyway). Whether or not he would win depends on the competition, but I imagine he'd do respectably, come somewhere in the middle and enjoy himself quite a bit. Better than being asked to shoot peasants, after all. That sort of thing upsets him and makes him unpopular.
john_elliott:Donna Noble, Romana I and Avon are trapped for hours in a broken lift. When rescue arrives, are they still there, and in what state?
Hmm. Hard to decide. I think they'd probably manage to get out between them, really. If not, it depends. I think I see Donna and Avon at each other's throats with Romana refereeing. But then Romana would cope, I'm sure. ... And now I'm just wondering whether or not this is true, or if they might do something even scarier. *pictures random trapped-in-lift Donna/Avon scenario* *aargh, can't stop picturing Donna/Avon* *wonders if there is Donna/Avon fanfic*
Erm. Oh, help. It might even turn into a threesome, what with Romana's spirit of scientific curiosity. *RUNS*
However, one thing I do know - you probably don't want to be the person who lets them out of the lift if they don't escape themselves. I mean, you really, really don't, not if you value your eardrums and/or your life.
Jenna and Bertie Wooster are recruited as spies. Do they (a) complete their mission, and (b) get out alive?
:lol: Um, well, this depends very much on whether they undertake the mission together or separately. If the former, no, and probably, no. If the latter, then yes and probably yes for Jenna (or at least made enough other people sorry as she went); and no, and no for Bertie. Also, it does beg the question of who is recruiting them and why? Because if they were a double agent who wanted to doom the mission, they wouldn't ask Jenna, and if they were genuine, they'd have to be v stupid to ask Bertie. A cunning dual-pronged approach? I suppose the only person who could be responsible is Ruth. In which case, they might get out alive, after all.
Why is Ten naked, chained to Three and covered in cake?
I... I... Okay, ladies and gentlemen, I give you: Captain Kathryn Janeway, naked, covered in cake and chained to Yoda.
And beyond observing that I trust this was still when her hair was long enough for her to pull a Lady Godiva, I don't think there is anything else I can say, least of all why. But once they get out, which isn't going to take long, somebody's going to be very, very sorry.
primsongThe Master goes to Granny Weatherwax's used vehicle lot to purchase a vehicle. Long John Silver offers unsolicited advice about it. What kind is it, and does the Master get a good deal?
It's... a bit hard to imagine this happening under any circumstances (oh, dear, oh dear, :Lol:) but I can't think for a minute that the Master could get a good deal out of this. He's not a very good judge of things, Long John Silver's advice would be unlikely to be helpful in any way, and since about the only vehicle Granny Weatherwax could conceivably be selling would be one extremely unreliable used broomstick, well... Watching the Master attempt to fly it would be highly amusing, though.
Ruth, Jenna, Seven and Bertie are trapped in a cabin with a pile of board games. What do they play (if any)? Who cheats? Who throws a tantrum when they don't win?
Hah. They'd all probably enjoy that, especially Ruth and Seven. Well, Seven would probably cheat in some way, and Jenna might, given reason. Actually, so might Ruth, and Bertie might accidentally through insufficient grasp of the rules. I think they'd play the usual - Monopoly, Cluedo, Snakes & Ladders etc etc. It's hard to imagine any of them having a tantrum - Bertie might sulk once he kept losing, but not that much and not for long. However, if anyone does, it's bound to be caused by Monopoly. Monopoly is a dangerous game and I could see Ruth throwing in random new rules to liven things up. A brief everyone-everyone row, maybe?
arnie1967Eleven and Yoda steal a spaceship to go rescue Seven. Where is Seven, why is s/he in trouble, and who's in charge on the ship?
Eleven and Yoda steal a spaceship! I'm sorry, did something come after that? Okay... Well, it is bound to be something timey-wimey that has left Seven in need of rescuing, maybe involving the Daleks or the Master, or something and Eleven feels like annoying his former self by trumping his schemes with new, even more complicated ones. Yoda and Eleven both think they're the one in charge and get on happily that way. Besides, they have a spaceship to play with and someone to rescue, who'll be very annoyed when they turn up. What could be better?
Avon decides to move to another continent. Which continent and why? Is Gruber in favour of it or against it and will he try to sabotage the move?
After that thing with the Really Sinister Birthday Party (see last post), I should think he would be thoroughly relieved and hope he left as quickly as possible. As to which continent, I don't know. Whichever continent was the logical place to be. Or had Blake on it. Or had Servalan, possibly. Or Orac told him to go to America for secret reasons of his own.
In any case, I can't see Gruber ever trying to sabotage Avon! Well, not unless he was being forced to by the Colonel or somebody due to complicated and improbable circumstances in which Avon was trying to take away sausages containing the forgeries/genuine copies of the fallen madonna/vase with the big daisies/dynamite/batteries/actual sausage. Which, come to think of it, Avon probably would. Oh, my, that would be one surreal fic. Avon should totally steal the sausages from Cafe Rene, attempt to smuggle them out and Gruber be the one picked on to stop him...
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Date: 2012-02-11 09:23 pm (UTC)(I kinda need more than one Delgado!Master icon if I'm going to keep having these conversations. He has ALL OF THE BEST FACES. *g*)
(Also he really could stick marshmallows in his ears while remaining suave and debonair. I'm not sure "foolish and undignified" can even exist in the area of Delgado!Master - they sort of just curl up and transmogrify into something vaguely sinister and slightly cute.)
(I think I am talking nonsense.)
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Date: 2012-02-12 01:19 pm (UTC)Aw. You're not; you've just been dazzled by the awesome of the original Master. It happens to us all at times. ;-)
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Date: 2012-02-11 07:47 pm (UTC)I think that unless Janeway had a very wild youth I don't know about, the responsibility for her plight must lie with Q. Maybe she and Yoda were guests at Q's toddler son's birthday party, and the little boy had a tantrum?
(Of course, having mentioned Q, I'm now thinking of the other Q.)
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Date: 2012-02-11 08:20 pm (UTC)I think I'm leaning to thinking now that Romana I would take notes, but, yes, Donna/Avon... Either she'd just go for him, or he'd do it to shut her up. Or both at the same time. :lol:
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Date: 2012-02-12 01:41 am (UTC)Perhaps, like nearly everyone else who ever asks Bertie for assistance, they were really hoping to get Jeeves to do it for them.
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Date: 2012-02-12 10:21 pm (UTC)Also, I should think it'd be easy for Yoda to steal a spaceship. He wouldn't even need to fly it away until he wanted to.
ETA: You know, I'm now wondering how well Avon would do against Granny Weatherwax. She's as sneaky as he is.
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Date: 2012-02-13 07:45 pm (UTC)Yoda and Eleven steal a spaceship! And my reaction: But, of course they would. :lol:
Hmm, yes, they didn't get picked together in this meme... maybe it was for the good of the cosmos!