Fic: Possibly Not In Chronological Order (or Five Times River Song Flirted With Danger)

[thisbluespirit]

For the crossover square at trope_bingo. I'm not sure where this came from, except I think somebody somewhere said something about Lix Storm and River Song, and then this happened. It was meant to be all 21st Century fandoms, for a change, but inevitably with me, it didn't end up that way.

Possibly Not In Chronological Order (or Five Times River Song Flirted With Danger) (2325 words) by lost_spook
Fandom: Doctor Who (2005), Doctor Who (1963), Once Upon a Time (TV), The Hour, Spooks | MI-5, Sapphire and Steel
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Relationships: Regina Mills/River Song, Romana II/River Song, River Song/Lix Storm, Ros Myers/River Song, Sapphire (Sapphire and Steel)/River Song
Characters: River Song, Evil Queen | Regina Mills, Romana II, Ros Myers, Lix Storm, Sapphire (Sapphire and Steel)
Summary: River doesn’t know any ordinary people, either.

Also on Teaspoon. No spoilers for the crossover fandoms (to the very best of my knowledge). Whether they therefore all make sense is another matter.

Comments

[thisbluespirit]

Aw. Thank you. (And, yes, while you weren't here, I got shippy. It was all Silver's fault, he flirts so much it sort of spread. ;-D)

[clocketpatch]

I'm almost terrified to ask but... robot slash?

[thisbluespirit]

I'm almost terrified to ask but... robot slash?

Yes, Robots of Death robot slash! (But i seem to recall you hadn't seen that... well, you hadn't seen it about 3 years ago?) There was a whoniverse1000 prompt for Poul/D84, which I thought was impossible, so obviously I wrote it. And halfway through thought (because David Collings characters) that it would be so much easier with Silver (because Silver/any interesting AI is such an obvious thing). Which then inspired someone else to write a better Poul/D84.

But other than the computer orgy for Justice Turtle, I think that was it. Apart from spaceship shipping, but that's just normal right? And TARDIS shipping?

I mean, yes, I'm sorry. You went away and I got into the most gen fandom in the world and decided to ship everything in sight, because I'm just contrary. ;-D