Fic: Possibly Not In Chronological Order (or Five Times River Song Flirted With Danger)

[thisbluespirit]

For the crossover square at trope_bingo. I'm not sure where this came from, except I think somebody somewhere said something about Lix Storm and River Song, and then this happened. It was meant to be all 21st Century fandoms, for a change, but inevitably with me, it didn't end up that way.

Possibly Not In Chronological Order (or Five Times River Song Flirted With Danger) (2325 words) by lost_spook
Fandom: Doctor Who (2005), Doctor Who (1963), Once Upon a Time (TV), The Hour, Spooks | MI-5, Sapphire and Steel
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Relationships: Regina Mills/River Song, Romana II/River Song, River Song/Lix Storm, Ros Myers/River Song, Sapphire (Sapphire and Steel)/River Song
Characters: River Song, Evil Queen | Regina Mills, Romana II, Ros Myers, Lix Storm, Sapphire (Sapphire and Steel)
Summary: River doesn’t know any ordinary people, either.

Also on Teaspoon. No spoilers for the crossover fandoms (to the very best of my knowledge). Whether they therefore all make sense is another matter.

Comments

[femme-slash-fan.livejournal.com]

The Lix thing might have been me... possibly, if not then: WHEE! if it was then WHEEEEE!!

[thisbluespirit]

I don't think it was anyone on my flist - I think I was reading around friends' flists and comms and so on. But it's obviously a wonderful idea, so I'm not surrised you thought of it, too! :-)

[femme-slash-fan.livejournal.com]

LOL, well, I do leave odd comments in other people's stuff too so... you never know, someone else might have caught my insanity and passed it to you...

either way River/Lix is just gorgeous and I squeed so... yay?

[astrogirl2.livejournal.com]

That was fun! And! And! I actually knew more of those characters than I would have last week, because I have, in fact, started watching The Hour. Someone was very, very insistent about it, and between her prodding and your earlier enthusiasm for the show, I gave in. :)

[thisbluespirit]

Thank you! And hurrah for The Hour! I don't remember talking to you about it (unlike that time I went on about Spooks for ages), but it is good, especially Lix. And you will get to see potential-Twelve in action in S2. :-)

[astrogirl2.livejournal.com]

IIRC, you did just before going on about Spooks for ages. :) I agree, Lix is the best, although she gets frustratingly little screen time. And the potential-Twelve action is the main reason I started watching it, to be honest. I'm looking forward to getting to S2 and seeing him.

[thisbluespirit]

IIRC, you did just before going on about Spooks for ages.

Who, me? *looks completely innocent*

And, yes, it was that meme, wasn't it? And I gave you a bunch of shows to choose from and we talked about them all. :-)

[astrogirl2.livejournal.com]

Yep!

[clocketpatch]

That was amazing. Properly reviewing it on the spoon, but for here: AWESOME!

[thisbluespirit]

Aw. Thank you. (And, yes, while you weren't here, I got shippy. It was all Silver's fault, he flirts so much it sort of spread. ;-D)

[clocketpatch]

I'm almost terrified to ask but... robot slash?

[thisbluespirit]

I'm almost terrified to ask but... robot slash?

Yes, Robots of Death robot slash! (But i seem to recall you hadn't seen that... well, you hadn't seen it about 3 years ago?) There was a whoniverse1000 prompt for Poul/D84, which I thought was impossible, so obviously I wrote it. And halfway through thought (because David Collings characters) that it would be so much easier with Silver (because Silver/any interesting AI is such an obvious thing). Which then inspired someone else to write a better Poul/D84.

But other than the computer orgy for Justice Turtle, I think that was it. Apart from spaceship shipping, but that's just normal right? And TARDIS shipping?

I mean, yes, I'm sorry. You went away and I got into the most gen fandom in the world and decided to ship everything in sight, because I'm just contrary. ;-D