Oh, no, not another meme!

[thisbluespirit]

Belatedly, and against my better judgement, I've decided to run with this meme, taken from both clocketpatchand jjpor. (After all, I did make requests of both of them...)

Give me two characters from different fandoms you know I'm familiar with, and I'll give you a dialogue happening between the two of them. Without justifying how the crossover would work, how their worlds clashed or how they could even meet each other. Just a silly crossover conversation with no backstory, for fun.

For something like this, I'm willing to do almost anything I've seen/read reasonably often or at least retain some definite memory of. (It's a long story, but I've attempted more insane things elsewhere, for characters I know NOTHING about... And got away with it, too. *blushes*)

So, here goes, but anything I've mentioned here before is fair game.

Doctor Who (pretty much any)
Spooks
Buffy & Angel
X-Files
ST - but only Voyager, I'm afraid.
Carry On films
Allo Allo
Dungeons & Dragons (The cartoon!)
The Mummy
Gosford Park
Love Actually
Red Dwarf
The Brittas Empire
On The Up
Poirot & Miss Marple
New Tricks
Life on Mars & Ashes to Ashes
Chalet School series
Diana Wynne Jones (well, I'd have a stab)
Anne Perry books
I know Discworld, but I'm feeling wimpish about making the attempt...
...But for the moment at any rate, I can get away with Blandings (PG Wodehouse) &, so I'd have a stab at  Jeeves and Wooster, too.
Georgette Heyer
Harry Potter
Press Gang
Wilkie Collins (esp. The Moonstone & The Woman in White)
Jane Austen
Charlotte Bronte
I have read / read an awful lot of 'classics', plus for work-reasons, I read a huge amount of teen and children's books, so try me if you think of something.   
While You Were Sleeping
Hmm, Ive already done one crossover with The Two Ronnies, so I suppose that should go in here, too...
Star Wars
Adrian  Plass
I Capture The Castle
Fairy  tales
 
I think that's more than enough bizarre things, isn't it? Let's hope it hasn't scared everyone away!!! 

*wonders if I will regret this*

Comments

[jjpor.livejournal.com]

An obvious one, maybe, but...Gordon Brittas, meet Arnold J Rimmer...

Or you could just do that one where Four, Harry and Sarah Jane turn up for Genesis of the Daleks, only to find themselves confronted by Herr Leutnant Gruber from 'Allo 'Allo... XD

[thisbluespirit]

Ohhhh dear.... :lol:

Should we just rename this meme 'Rimmer-fest'?

I'll do my best. I make no promises as to quite how and when, though.

[thisbluespirit]

A Brittas Empire/ Red Dwarf cross awaits you here in this post.

I hope it doesn't disappoint.